I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues. Ozzy Osbourne computercontinuehave Change image and share on social
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! Ozzy Osbourne abuseaccountalcohol share on social
I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night. Ozzy Osbourne ironmannight Change image and share on social
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. Ozzy Osbourne brainmusicseizure Change image and share on social
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. Ozzy Osbourne burycasketday Change image and share on social
I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice. Ozzy Osbourne honorincredibleturn Change image and share on social
Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people. Ozzy Osbourne baddaypeople Change image and share on social
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. Ozzy Osbourne careentertainfamily Change image and share on social
