I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. Ozzy Osbourne batbitehead Change image and share on social
I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues. Ozzy Osbourne computercontinuehave Change image and share on social
You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world. Ozzy Osbourne bitecarefulchew Change image and share on social
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. Ozzy Osbourne brainmusicseizure Change image and share on social
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. Ozzy Osbourne burycasketday Change image and share on social
Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people. Ozzy Osbourne baddaypeople Change image and share on social
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. Ozzy Osbourne careentertainfamily Change image and share on social
I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. Ozzy Osbourne bookcoverday Change image and share on social
