My wife Lucy was very sick for nearly three years prior to her death. At one time, I was in the hospital with her for six months.
‐‐ Heber J. Grant
My wife made me get a cellphone, which I keep in my briefcase. I've never used it.
‐‐ Alan C. Greenberg
My wife makes fun of me by calling me a grandpa because I have very little patience for inconsiderate children. So if we're walking in the mall, and some kid goes by really fast on a skateboard, I become the grumpiest eighty-five-year-old man in the world and start screaming at them.
‐‐ Rob McClure
My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
‐‐ Ryne Sandberg
My wife Mariana is a good photographer too and, like me, she just picks up a camera and takes a picture when she sees something, rather than looking too deeply into it.
‐‐ Graeme Le Saux
My wife Martha used to call me Ol' Lemon Face because of my facial contortions when I play Lucille. I squeeze my eyes and open my mouth, raise my eyebrows, cock my head and God knows what else. I look like I'm in torture, when in truth, I'm in ecstasy. I don't do it for show. Every fiber of my being is tingling.
‐‐ B. B. King
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
‐‐ Jack Benny
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
‐‐ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
‐‐ Michael Caine
My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
‐‐ Nicholas Sparks
My wife needs her freedom just like me.
‐‐ Clive Owen
My wife Neelam is a North Indian, so she will make North Indian food, while my mother will make Bengali food.
‐‐ Ronit Roy
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
‐‐ Taye Diggs
My wife noticed that I wrote really good complaint letters about faulty products and that I could get anything I wanted out of these big corporations, and she said that I was a good writer and that I should go to my dad and ask him for help.
‐‐ Brian Herbert
My wife once said that one of her great ambitions was to walk down the streets of Hong Kong with her children. So we all went to Asia on one occasion. Then she said she'd like to walk down the streets of Jerusalem with her children. So we arranged our family finances and all went to Jerusalem.
‐‐ Gordon B. Hinckley
My wife Patrice, in addition to being enormously supportive, has taught me a lot about life. She might argue it's because I have so much to learn. One of the most important things I've learned is the art of listening.
‐‐ James Comey
My wife read Narc as well and was really into it.
‐‐ Ray Liotta
My wife runs a non-profit that gives legal information online to victims of domestic violence.
‐‐ Marshall Curry
My wife runs the charity Reprieve, and so rendition, droning, and capital punishment are very much the topics of our dinner table because of that.
‐‐ Nick Harkaway
My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.
‐‐ Gary Sinise
My wife's an architect, so she definitely has a very high-risk artistic profession, and she gets the idea that you're really sensitive, you really care what people think, you have a low threshold for criticism.
‐‐ Matthew Weiner
My wife's an Australian and a very competitive lady, and she wants to sail in Sydney-Hobart. I say, 'We have the boat, do as you wish.' I'll let her run the show.
‐‐ James H. Clark
My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The 30-minute crossing from the mainland to this island is the most terrifying cruise you'll ever take. They give you a barf bag when you walk on board.
‐‐ Nick Frost
My wife's family lives up in South Carolina, so we go back and forth quite a bit up there.
‐‐ Jon Lester
My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.
‐‐ Richard Lewis
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
‐‐ Rodney Dangerfield
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
‐‐ Frank Carson
My wife said to me... you never understood what we were going through back home, did you? And I didn't. And I have to confess that.
‐‐ Oliver North
My wife says I have a frontal lobe issue. Your frontal lobe controls your danger response, like, 'Whoa, I shouldn't be doing this.'
‐‐ Armie Hammer
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
‐‐ Rex Hunt
My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.
‐‐ Alan Dale
My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle.
‐‐ James Frey
My wife says I spend my life trying to teach white folks. I'm not so sure I'm proud of it, but she's right.
‐‐ Derrick Bell
My wife says that I become different once I start to work with animals. My movements become different, my mood is different. It involves letting everything fall behind you, becoming intuitive in your dealings with wild creatures in a way that bypasses reason. Sometimes it's more like a dance than anything else.
‐‐ Frans Lanting
My wife says that if people reach conclusions as to what I am like based on what they see from me on the pitch they would say I am a guy who is always annoyed, always in a bad mood, they'd say what must it be like to live with me. There are two of me, two different people.
‐‐ Luis Suarez
My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.
‐‐ Tom Bosley
My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is a net - because you stop and go over it again. It's very technical and mechanical. On stage you're on your own.
‐‐ Eli Wallach
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
‐‐ Les Dawson
My wife Shanti and I are blessed with two wonderful daughters. Nothing is more important to us than protecting their future and the future of every Arkansas child.
‐‐ Bill Halter
My wife, Sharon, and I started with nothing when we got married. I was driving a 1902 Pinto and eating off a card table.
‐‐ Dave Ramsey
My wife, she is so good. She was a famous singer - had a show in Carnegie Hall, did a big city tour for RCA. Then she made the mistake of marrying me. The next year, another tour, but the third year, she had Mario and said, 'Either I'm a mother or a singer.'
‐‐ Sirio Maccioni
My wife, she likes to have things uncluttered, and if something is missing, then one has to be very careful not to ask her if it was thrown out - you have to ask her simply where it might be.
‐‐ Kyle Chandler
My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.
‐‐ Brett Favre
My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.
‐‐ Mario Batali
My wife taught me the importance of living well.
‐‐ Robert Mondavi
My wife tells me I am a male chauvinist pig and I have to sort of admit it. In my office and in my home, I'm not very democratic. I think of myself as a benevolent dictator.
‐‐ Edgar Mitchell
My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.
‐‐ John Slattery
My wife tells me I should check out 'Downton Abbey', but I gather that series might be almost too intense for my temperate nature.
‐‐ Michael Dirda
My wife thinks I have an obsession with social class. So I guess I have an obsession with social class. It probably stems from feeling like an outcast.
‐‐ James Gray