He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed. Murray Walker closedecidehalf Change image and share on social
There's nothing wrong with the car except that it's on fire. Murray Walker carfirewrong Change image and share on social
I wish we had a system where you are given a bill including service and that people were paid properly so they didn't have to rely on tips. In different restaurants there are different policies and it's all very confusing. Murray Walker billconfuseinclude share on social
Eight minutes past the hour here in Belgium - and presumably eight minutes past the hour everywhere in the world. Murray Walker belgiumhourminute Change image and share on social
IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards. Murray Walker backwardsconjurerfact Change image and share on social