The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags. Morrissey beyonceextinctglobal Change image and share on social
Long hair is an unpardonable offence which should be punishable by death. Morrissey deathhairlong Change image and share on social
Artists aren't really people. I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache. Morrissey artistcentmache Change image and share on social
The word 'indie' is meaningless now. It's so over-used that people think it simply means green hair. Morrissey greenhairindie Change image and share on social
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. Morrissey appealbeddeath Change image and share on social
Not everybody is absolutely stupid. Why on earth would I be racist, what would I be trying to achieve? Morrissey absolutelyachieveearth Change image and share on social
I've never intended to be controversial, but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is. Morrissey controversialeasyhave Change image and share on social
The most common phrase bandied about these days is 'Oh my God'. People say it automatically all the time - not realising that that's a form of prayer. Morrissey automaticallybandycommon Change image and share on social
Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'. Morrissey absolutelyagegreat Change image and share on social
Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife. Morrissey afterlifeastonishsmith Change image and share on social
