It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there. Miranda Hart alphamaleman Change image and share on social
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.' Miranda Hart beginclasscupboard Change image and share on social
Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! Miranda Hart humourinvolvemonth Change image and share on social
People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.' Miranda Hart gladidioticlife Change image and share on social
I hate talking about my height, because I don't feel like a tall person... When I see a tall woman, I'm always slightly like, 'Whoa.' It looks weird, but that could be because of my complex about it, my worry over whether it's womanly to be that tall. Miranda Hart complexfeelhate share on social
I'm quite a confident person in many ways, but there's only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques. For the record, she was a comedy goddess, but she was 25 stone. I hope I'm right in saying I'm not in any way nearly 25 stone. Miranda Hart comedycompareconfident share on social
Obviously I love the fans, and it's beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying 'Hi,' shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that's fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird. Miranda Hart biteconsumefan share on social
It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. Miranda Hart bucketcomedyfilm Change image and share on social
I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture. Miranda Hart gesturemarrynotion Change image and share on social
I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am afraid that is not the case. I'm still in my pyjamas at nine o'clock each night, watching ITV2 without telling anyone. Miranda Hart afraidcaseclock share on social
