I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. Mike Myers dumbjokesmart Change image and share on social
I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me. Mike Myers arrestpolicetalent Change image and share on social
I had a blast, but I still wonder sometimes why they saw me as the perfect guy for this strange character. Mike Myers blastcharacterguy Change image and share on social
The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens. Mike Myers happeninterestlife Change image and share on social
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. Mike Myers felthostlive Change image and share on social
My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office. Mike Myers dadencyclopediafactory Change image and share on social
I write everything I do. On the average, it takes you about sixty months from the first molecule of an idea to it being in front of an audience. I'm actually somebody that creates their own stuff. Mike Myers audienceaveragecreate Change image and share on social
I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid would come out so beautiful and lovely. Mike Myers awesomebeautifulfather Change image and share on social
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal, and 'Austin Powers' was every bit of British culture that my father, who passed away in 1991, had forced me to watch and taught me to love. Mike Myers austinautobiographicalbite share on social
I play the ukulele. I have a great group of friends, and we do things like have battles of the bands - me sometimes on ukulele, but mostly on drums. Mike Myers bandbattledrum Change image and share on social
