Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes. Mike Epps dieearthjoke Change image and share on social
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding. Mike Epps marriagewed Change image and share on social
Well, I think Hollywood, to be quite honest, I think they've run out of material. Mike Epps havehollywoodhonest Change image and share on social
Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%. Mike Epps callcryfederal share on social
I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man. Mike Epps chillfungood Change image and share on social
Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty. Mike Epps chickmesthirty Change image and share on social
I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me. Mike Epps pryorrichardstory Change image and share on social
I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills. Mike Epps backbillcomedy Change image and share on social
We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back. Mike Epps backcomeloss Change image and share on social