It sounds so nerdy and pathetic, but what I always do on Sunday afternoon is bring my inbox down to zero, which is so sad. But e-mail has become like homework for adults. I'll have 141 messages from people who will be offended if I don't write back. Mike Birbiglia adultafternoonback share on social
The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately. Mike Birbiglia foodimmediatelykind Change image and share on social
Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me. Mike Birbiglia complimentdigressionpeople Change image and share on social
When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate. Mike Birbiglia comedianeyehate Change image and share on social
When I was growing up, I didn't know who Jewish people were, what it was to be Jewish. Mike Birbiglia growjewishpeople Change image and share on social
I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. Mike Birbiglia anymorebandcomedian Change image and share on social
What I always studied in screenwriting from my mentor John Glavin was that the most interesting characters are characters with shades of gray. Mike Birbiglia characterglavingray Change image and share on social
Once you know how to make a movie, you can't not make a movie. Mike Birbiglia makemovie Change image and share on social
The list of fun and easily-fixed brain diseases is very short. Mike Birbiglia braindiseaseeasily Change image and share on social
I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical. Mike Birbiglia autobiographicalhaveshow Change image and share on social
