I feel like being a door person was like college in a sense. I could watch comedy on a professional level seven nights a week without paying, and they would pay me a nominal amount of money to be there. Mike Birbiglia amountcollegecomedy share on social
Sometimes people say, 'You're the best at digressions.' And that's actually a real compliment to me. Mike Birbiglia complimentdigressionpeople Change image and share on social
Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's a place you can write all day. The baristas don't glare at you. They don't even look at you. Mike Birbiglia baristaschairday Change image and share on social
My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station wagon that had 80,000 miles on it, and I had put 40,000 miles on it, so by the time it retired it had 120,000, and I basically killed it. It served me well, and my mechanic was always very angry with me because I just didn't properly care for it. Mike Birbiglia 000angrybasically share on social
Making a film is beyond exciting. It's so exciting, it's exhausting. Mike Birbiglia excitexhaustfilm Change image and share on social
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!' Mike Birbiglia gottalookmarriage Change image and share on social
Everything about starting out in comedy is pride-swallowing, from handing out fliers to bombing in front of audiences. Mike Birbiglia audiencebombcomedy Change image and share on social
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school. Mike Birbiglia beatfunnyhigh Change image and share on social
I love Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel. Mike Birbiglia fallonjimmykimmel Change image and share on social
I've yet to write a stand-up show that isn't autobiographical. Mike Birbiglia autobiographicalhaveshow Change image and share on social