I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. Mike Birbiglia eatfamilylove Change image and share on social
With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical. Mike Birbiglia ellipticalmonologueunendingly Change image and share on social
Essentially, retweets are like laughs. Mike Birbiglia essentiallylaughretweets Change image and share on social
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. Mike Birbiglia abilityartcomedy Change image and share on social
Shooting a movie isn't good for a sleep disorder. Mike Birbiglia disordergoodmovie Change image and share on social
Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways. Mike Birbiglia bringjokepersonal Change image and share on social
When I met my wife, I was a working comic, so the first week we went out, she saw me perform, and it was very clear what I do. Mike Birbiglia clearcomicmeet Change image and share on social
Backup dancers are completely respectable. They're the studio musicians of dance. Mike Birbiglia backupcompletelydance Change image and share on social
The economy of film forces you to make choices. Mike Birbiglia choiceeconomyfilm Change image and share on social
When you're in high school, you can't even imagine the concept of what the rest of your life even means. Mike Birbiglia concepthighimagine Change image and share on social
