Leaving a lot of movie sets, I've gone home and said, 'How come my hands are clean?' I should finish something and go home with dirt in my fingernails, because then you really feel that you've done something. Michael Keaton cleandirtfeel share on social
'Beetlejuice' was a romp, man. 'Beetlejuice' was fun. I've never had so much fun in my life. Michael Keaton beetlejuicefunhave Change image and share on social
I remember my mom threatening me, half-serious: 'You know what? I should take you to Pittsburgh and put you in dance lessons just to keep you occupied.' Well, that brought everything to a screeching halt. 'Jeeze, dance lessons.' In retrospect, it would have been awesome, but then, 'Ugh, dancing - dancing's for sissies.' Michael Keaton awesomebringdance share on social
I worked at a PBS station called WQED in Pittsburgh. Michael Keaton callpittsburghstation Change image and share on social
I get kinda self-conscious. I don't want to know about my eyebrows. I'm born with them. Michael Keaton bearconsciouseyebrow Change image and share on social
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. Michael Keaton familyfunnyperson Change image and share on social
I have a lot of energy, and I move around a lot in my club act. Michael Keaton actclubenergy Change image and share on social
I don't know - sometimes I catch myself being dark, and it's annoying. I think, 'Get over it.' I bore myself. But sometimes, like everybody, I'm sure I am obsessive. Michael Keaton annoybearcatch Change image and share on social