Colbert makes me crazy: he's so funny. Plus, he seems like an extraordinarily decent dude. Michael Keaton colbertcrazydecent Change image and share on social
The vast majority of Pittsburghers don't come from any kind of serious dough. Michael Keaton doughkindmajority Change image and share on social
I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch. Michael Keaton boreprofessionalsport Change image and share on social
High energy creates more energy, more energy, more energy. It kicks off synapses, I guess. It opens up your brain and you think of one thing after another thing, after another. You can really open yourself up comedically, which is fun. Michael Keaton braincomedicallycreate share on social
I played a lot of sports when I was a kid so I get in that ballgame mindset of being really, really respectful, but at same time saying to yourself, 'Don't back down a single inch, hang with these guys if you can.' If they throw it high and tight you have to stand in there, you can't take yourself out of that moment. Michael Keaton backballgameguy share on social
If I'm going to meditate, there is a little church up in Montecito, California. It's an old Spanish mission, actually. I find it comforting in there. Michael Keaton californiachurchcomfort Change image and share on social
I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought to stick around and direct this thing.' But he didn't; he left, and look what he became. A really legendary comedy director. Michael Keaton comedydirectdirector share on social
If you're a dope like me, you get every sports channel you can get. I'm watching, you know, Netherlands soccer. Michael Keaton channeldopenetherlands Change image and share on social
Have I ever been to a party with a ton of famous people in it? Yes, several times, so I guess that's a Hollywood lifestyle. Michael Keaton famousguesshollywood Change image and share on social