I regard the theater as a woman I loved dearly who treated me like dirt. Michael Caine dearlydirtlove Change image and share on social
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. Michael Caine angerdaughterdestroy Change image and share on social
Presenting the Oscars was the most nerve-racking job I have ever done in show business. It's very much a live show: they have comedy writers waiting in the wings, and as you come off between presentations, they hand you an appropriate gag to tell. Michael Caine businesscomedygag share on social
If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it. Michael Caine actorcontroldirector Change image and share on social
I think I have the secret of a successful L.A. restaurant, especially now that so many Europeans live there. You have to have a place where they can see out the windows, see the world passing by. Europeans fancy that. Michael Caine europeanfancylive share on social
I used to get the girl; now I get the part. In 'The Quiet American' you may have noticed I got the part and the girl. It's a milestone for me, because it's the last time I'm going to get the girl. Michael Caine americangirlmilestone Change image and share on social
I don't want to sound like Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I do think there should be some sort of national service for young men. Michael Caine disgustmannational Change image and share on social
I regard myself as someone who is retired but who occasionally goes out to work. In fact, I'm offered so much good stuff that it's not so occasional. Michael Caine factgoodoccasional Change image and share on social
I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead. Michael Caine deadmoviepeople Change image and share on social
I was a repertory actor, which meant that I did a play every week. I was a different character every week; for a year, I was doing 40 or 50 characters. Michael Caine actorcharactermean Change image and share on social