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People who abhor solitude may abhor company almost as much. Mason Cooley abhorcompanypeople Change image and share on social
Children now expect their parents to audition for approval. Mason Cooley approvalauditionchild Change image and share on social
Romantics consider common sense vulgar. Mason Cooley commonromanticsense Change image and share on social
Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred. Mason Cooley calleventinevitable Change image and share on social
An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie. Mason Cooley godlieomnipotent Change image and share on social
Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises. Mason Cooley disappearfulfillmagic Change image and share on social
Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals? Mason Cooley dullexpectpeople Change image and share on social
The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. Mason Cooley emptylonelythoughtful Change image and share on social