Minds will wander even during the Last Judgment. Mason Cooley judgmentmindwander Change image and share on social
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. Mason Cooley challengeironysimple Change image and share on social
Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed. Mason Cooley actbedbegin Change image and share on social
If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined. Mason Cooley abjectbeggarhate Change image and share on social
The beginning of self-knowledge: recognizing that your motives are the same as other people's. Mason Cooley beginknowledgemotive Change image and share on social
In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words. Mason Cooley lovemeansilence Change image and share on social
An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another. Mason Cooley academicdialecthard Change image and share on social
Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening. Mason Cooley behavelistenmother Change image and share on social
Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children. Mason Cooley adultchildwile Change image and share on social
Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology. Mason Cooley artfunlie Change image and share on social
