Top 99 Quotes by Margaret Cho

About Margaret Cho

These are some quotes by American author Margaret Cho Comedian, who was born on December 5, 1968.

Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.

Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.

Margaret Cho

I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look away, trying to pretend I didn't exist, because I hated myself so much.

I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look away, trying to pretend I didn't exist, because I hated myself so much.

Margaret Cho

One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this is, like, the one thing that I have mastery over. It's my world. And anybody who's coming to the show, it's like they're coming because they know that this is my world.

Margaret Cho

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.

Margaret Cho

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

Margaret Cho

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Margaret Cho

I love New York. I love working here.

I love New York. I love working here.

Margaret Cho

I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

Margaret Cho

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Margaret Cho

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

Margaret Cho

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