I try not to label myself anything, really, but you know, I'm definitely an indoorsy person, and I definitely kind of just try to, you know, stay away from life in the public eye, at least. Macaulay Culkin eyeindoorsykind Change image and share on social
If I find cool, open-minded people, want to do unique one-of-a-kind kind of project, I'll do it as long as I can. Macaulay Culkin coolfindkind Change image and share on social
They put it on the page because it sounded good or it looked good or they read it in a book somewhere that this is how you structure a script or something, and they just don't get it. It's surprising. Macaulay Culkin bookgoodlook Change image and share on social
I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book. Macaulay Culkin americanarmbook Change image and share on social
If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing or dance. I can't paint. I've never built anything, and I've never contributed anything significant to the human race. Macaulay Culkin alienaskbuild share on social
I get carded for soda, you know, when I go to the supermarket. I mean, they card me for everything. You know, I can't even get through a hand of black jack without getting carded, like, five times. Macaulay Culkin blackcardhand Change image and share on social
I can go to any restaurant without a reservation, but while I'm there, everyone's gonna be staring. Macaulay Culkin gonnareservationrestaurant Change image and share on social
Acting found me. I thought maybe I should try to find it again. We'll see. Macaulay Culkin actfindthink Change image and share on social
It drives me crazy when your parents try to read your mind. It's even worse when they try to read your mail. Macaulay Culkin badlycrazydrive Change image and share on social
I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I'm no better than a bag of potato chips. Macaulay Culkin acquaintancebagcall share on social