Top 34 Quotes by Lucille Ball

I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.