Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you don't have kids. When you have kids, things change in your life. Larry the Cable Guy changefunkid Change image and share on social
I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it. Larry the Cable Guy awareawarenessdoctor share on social
I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.' Larry the Cable Guy bennyberlebob share on social
I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all. Larry the Cable Guy affectcaregay Change image and share on social
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. Larry the Cable Guy 0001actawesome share on social
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. Larry the Cable Guy christmasdegreeforward Change image and share on social
When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating! Larry the Cable Guy callcontemplatehey Change image and share on social
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my wife's beanie weenie cornbread casserole. It's so good. It sounds stupid, but if you eat it, it's heaven. Of course, it's only something you can eat if you've got a lot of money. Larry the Cable Guy beaniebiscuitcasserole share on social
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. Larry the Cable Guy canadacountryforeign Change image and share on social
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special. Larry the Cable Guy cablecarechristmas share on social