The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider. That desire for a perspective that's all your own. The idea for me to make stuff myself with my own meaning came from that as well. Kurt Braunohler bigchildhoodcomedian share on social
'Bunk' is better than 'Wheel of Fortune' because we have a wheel, just like them, but our wheel is purposeless. It doesn't do anything. It just spins for no reason. Which is nice because it frees our wheel up to really pursue its dream: becoming a professional paddlewheel. Kurt Braunohler bunkdreamfortune share on social
I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. Kurt Braunohler animalawkwardlybeady share on social
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry. Kurt Braunohler bleedcomedyentire Change image and share on social
You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30. Kurt Braunohler femaleformfully Change image and share on social
It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your bare hands! Kurt Braunohler askbarecoffee Change image and share on social
For people who mourn for old Times Square - hey, there's a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them! Kurt Braunohler cityheymourn Change image and share on social
For a long time, I dressed like an idiot. In college, I had a fully shaved head with just two horns. Like, a coxcomb of hair that I would sculpt into two horns. I looked like a crazy person. Kurt Braunohler collegecoxcombcrazy Change image and share on social
Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The closest thing to school I did was looking in the mirror one hundred times a day and repeating, 'People should listen to you talk.' Kurt Braunohler closedayego share on social
I want to continually find ways to bring my ideas off the stage and into the real world, into the streets. I think I can make the world a better place, if only for a little while. Kurt Braunohler bringcontinuallyfind Change image and share on social
