Every day I do one or two podcasts that 92 percent of people never will hear. I'm constantly producing, constantly making jokes for Twitter. There's a lot of pressure there. On the flip side, I think having to produce like that makes you a better comedian. Kurt Braunohler comedianconstantlyday share on social
A lot of improvisers mistakenly assume stand-up is awful, because there are a lot of stand-ups in the world that did not appeal to me. It was so easy to make a blanket statement when I was improvising only: 'Stand-up's terrible.' It's so ignorant and stupid to do that. But it's easy to do that. So that's where I came from. Kurt Braunohler appealassumeawful share on social
The feeling of being an outsider was a big part of my childhood. I think that helps comedians. That feeling of being an outsider. That desire for a perspective that's all your own. The idea for me to make stuff myself with my own meaning came from that as well. Kurt Braunohler bigchildhoodcomedian share on social
New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down - he gets polished. Kurt Braunohler grindplacepolish Change image and share on social
The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry. Kurt Braunohler bleedcomedyentire Change image and share on social
You don't become a fully-formed human as a female, or even a male, until you're at least 30. Kurt Braunohler femaleformfully Change image and share on social
It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your bare hands! Kurt Braunohler askbarecoffee Change image and share on social
I pushed against doing a podcast for so long. I'm a very late comer to the podcast game. But you're responsibility as a comedian is to get your viewpoints out into the world, and we have a lot more avenues to do that. So it's a lot more opportunity, but really have to work all the time. Kurt Braunohler avenuecomediancomer share on social
The rules of game shows limit stuff so much. I remember on 'Money From Strangers,' being in the van - not even performing - and there was a lawyer there the entire time. 'No, you can't give money for that. Yes, you can give money for that. That's a partial answer. That's a full answer.' Kurt Braunohler answerentirefull share on social
For a long time, I would go out of my way to have a personal appearance on the verge of an insane person, because it was closer to how I felt, but I looked so dumb. So, I just stopped. It was like, 'I'm just going to look like a banker.' Kurt Braunohler appearancebankerclose share on social