You really need to have that discipline. It's not even discipline. I just put down these rules. It's not like a vague, 'Motivate yourself!' and do something. It's specific hours set aside every day for certain things. Kumail Nanjiani daydisciplinehour share on social
Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it. Kumail Nanjiani desperatelyfeelkind Change image and share on social
Honestly, I would love to be friends with Fox Mulder on 'The X-Files.' That's almost a little too obvious, but that would be my answer. I'd love to hang out with him. Kumail Nanjiani answerfilefox Change image and share on social
I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it. Kumail Nanjiani apprehensivemoveyork Change image and share on social
You can get stuck in the trap of reading your YouTube comments all the time. Sometimes I regret it. Not everyone is going to love you. And for some reason, stand-up has this thing where everyone thinks they can do it. So everyone thinks they're an expert. Kumail Nanjiani commentexpertlove share on social
I've found that the common humanity of people is the most relatable thing, and even if your stories are very specific about a different place, if you have a relatable core of humanity, people will go along with it. Kumail Nanjiani commoncorefind share on social
When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone. Kumail Nanjiani lifemichaelmonth Change image and share on social
