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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. Kin Hubbard manpunishsin Change image and share on social
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. Kin Hubbard lovemoney Change image and share on social
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. Kin Hubbard averagefamilyhead Change image and share on social
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper. Kin Hubbard blissborrowfoolish Change image and share on social
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best. Kin Hubbard goodhomeremedy Change image and share on social
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. Kin Hubbard peoplevacation Change image and share on social
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely. Kin Hubbard compensationhomelypenalty Change image and share on social
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. Kin Hubbard goodlistenerthink Change image and share on social
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about. Kin Hubbard badoccasionallyplan Change image and share on social
