I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. Kevin Hart dayfunnyhappen Change image and share on social
Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success. Kevin Hart hollywoodmakeovernight Change image and share on social
I was the guy on the swim team entertaining the bus on the way to the meets. Kevin Hart busentertainguy Change image and share on social
Oh, my mama was awesome. Very strict, overreligious, loved the Lord, loved rules. But she had to be that way because of where we were growing up, the neighborhood I was from. Kevin Hart awesomegrowlord Change image and share on social
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. Kevin Hart daydistractionend Change image and share on social
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. Kevin Hart funnyguylaugh Change image and share on social
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.' Kevin Hart defineguyhey Change image and share on social
My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about - having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character. Kevin Hart bigbuildcharacter share on social
I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover. Kevin Hart bigcomplexdog Change image and share on social
