Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. Kathy Griffin caregossipthing Change image and share on social
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. Kathy Griffin agegoodheterosexual Change image and share on social
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. Kathy Griffin audienceclubcoffeehouse share on social
I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke! Kathy Griffin apologizeconstantlyjoke Change image and share on social
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. Kathy Griffin audiencedanceenter share on social
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. Kathy Griffin abridgebackbook Change image and share on social
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. Kathy Griffin comedianfolkjournalist Change image and share on social
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends. Kathy Griffin bigcharactercrack Change image and share on social
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. Kathy Griffin cancerchemotherapydark Change image and share on social