I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. Kathy Griffin agegoodheterosexual Change image and share on social
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. Kathy Griffin audienceclubcoffeehouse share on social
Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am. Kathy Griffin bounceidentifyoutsider Change image and share on social
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. Kathy Griffin gigmonthoccasionally Change image and share on social
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. Kathy Griffin artistinappropriatejoke Change image and share on social
I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there. Kathy Griffin backstagechicagocity share on social
I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. Kathy Griffin audiencedanceenter share on social
When I'm going to see a comedian, I don't want to see them hold back, and when I'm reading a book, I don't want to hear an abridged version. Kathy Griffin abridgebackbook Change image and share on social
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. Kathy Griffin comedianfolkjournalist Change image and share on social
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. Kathy Griffin cancerchemotherapydark Change image and share on social