But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Kathy Griffin funnypeopleresist Change image and share on social
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men. Kathy Griffin agegoodheterosexual Change image and share on social
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to a club, and they're pretty much all telling jokes with set-ups and punchlines. Coffeehouse audiences are the most forgiving: They really listen, which is the best part. Kathy Griffin audienceclubcoffeehouse share on social
The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. Kathy Griffin angeraudienceback share on social
Well, Jon Hamm isn't a real celebrity. Kathy Griffin celebrityhammjon Change image and share on social
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time. Kathy Griffin gigmonthoccasionally Change image and share on social
I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. Kathy Griffin artistinappropriatejoke Change image and share on social
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm not somebody who, no matter where I go, there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world, and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. Kathy Griffin absolutelyacademyaudience share on social
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist. Kathy Griffin comedianfolkjournalist Change image and share on social
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard. Kathy Griffin cancerchemotherapydark Change image and share on social