There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. Julie Burchill excitfatintelligent Change image and share on social
And call me a pig, but isn't it brilliantly refreshing how early the Dutch eat dinner? When they're still laying out the cutlery in achingly hip Barcelona, they're hanging the Closed sign on the restaurant doors of old Amsterdam. Julie Burchill achinglyamsterdambarcelona share on social
I didn't cry when I left free-booting, smash-and-grab papers that would have appeared to be far more natural homes for me and, at the risk of being vulgar, paid far better for my services. Julie Burchill appearbootcry Change image and share on social
Blakes Hotel in South Kensington was a particular favourite of mine during what I affectionately think of as my Restless Years. Julie Burchill affectionatelyblakefavourite Change image and share on social
A woman who looks like a girl and thinks like a man is the best sort, the most enjoyable to be and the most pleasurable to have and to hold. Julie Burchill enjoyablegirlhold Change image and share on social
Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one. Julie Burchill catfactfight Change image and share on social
Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist. Julie Burchill beargroupmonarchist Change image and share on social
Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything). Julie Burchill attemptbadbelieve Change image and share on social
Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women, it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror. Julie Burchill bodycelebratededicate share on social
One of the few ways in which I feel I've actually matured is that as I've grown older I do find the concept of 'men' mystifying, whereas when I was a feisty young thing I was forever saying 'The most fun part of being a feminist is frightening men!' Julie Burchill conceptfeelfeisty share on social