Top 26 Quotes by Julian Clary

I didn't think of myself as a tart, but I wouldn't argue with anyone who did.

I thought a dignified thing to do would be to live in the country by the time I'm 50 and write books.

The bullying was hideous and relentless, and we turned it round by making ourselves celebrities.

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

I was lightweight - that was the whole point of me.

It's almost a way of life. I know what makes me laugh.

I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.

If I've been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.

I'm currently in an interesting correspondence with a nun about forgiveness.