Top 51 Quotes by Judah Friedlander

About Judah Friedlander

These are some quotes by American author Judah Friedlander Actor, who was born on March 16, 1969.

I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show.

I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it's like a two-pronged deal because she wants to blog the date. And I'm like, No! I don't want to be on a reality show.

Judah Friedlander

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

Judah Friedlander

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Judah Friedlander

I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan.

I'd like to work with John Waters. I grew up in Maryland, so I'm a huge Waters fan.

Judah Friedlander

Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most.

Stand-up is kind of like my home base, and doing stand-up in New York is what I like doing most.

Judah Friedlander

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

Judah Friedlander

My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.

My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.

Judah Friedlander

No, don't learn at karate schools. They overcharge you for karate uniforms. They make you pay, like, fifty or seventy-five bucks just for a karate uniform, and you don't wear a uniform in everyday life, so why train in one? Most fights take place outdoors, not inside with perfect lighting and mats.

Judah Friedlander

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

Judah Friedlander

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

Judah Friedlander

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