If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Johnny Carson dinnereatfarnsworth Change image and share on social
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson continueenjoyhappy share on social
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson christmasearlylose Change image and share on social
Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?' Johnny Carson importantmakeplace Change image and share on social
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson businessdayevolve Change image and share on social
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. Johnny Carson anytimearguebank Change image and share on social
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson alivedeadelvis Change image and share on social
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson catchdentistdrill Change image and share on social
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson democracygrowmean Change image and share on social
