My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Johnny Carson businessdayevolve Change image and share on social
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. Johnny Carson anytimearguebank Change image and share on social
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson alivedeadelvis Change image and share on social
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. Johnny Carson catchdentistdrill Change image and share on social
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Johnny Carson democracygrowmean Change image and share on social
People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Johnny Carson educateentertainpay Change image and share on social
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined. Johnny Carson continueenjoyhappy share on social
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson callcontinueday Change image and share on social
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Johnny Carson daydrinkfood Change image and share on social
