A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. John Updike adultbearconsume Change image and share on social
Smaller than a breadbox, bigger than a TV remote, the average book fits into the human hand with a seductive nestling, a kiss of texture, whether of cover cloth, glazed jacket, or flexible paperback. John Updike averagebigbook Change image and share on social
John Barth, I think, was really a writer of my own age and somewhat of my own temperament, although his books are very different from mine, and he has been a spokesman for the very ambitious, long, rather academic novel. But I don't think that what he is saying, so far as I understand it, is so very different from what I'm saying. John Updike academicageambitious share on social
To guarantee the individual maximum freedom within a social frame of minimal laws ensures - if not happiness - its hopeful pursuit. John Updike ensureframefreedom Change image and share on social
Tiger Woods did not always win majors with ease; after his narrow victory in the 1999 PGA, he slumped and sighed as if he'd been carrying rocks uphill all afternoon. John Updike afternooncarryease Change image and share on social
My life is, in a sense, trash. My life is only that of which the residue is my writing. John Updike liferesiduesense Change image and share on social
Customs and convictions change; respectable people are the last to know, or to admit, the change, and the ones most offended by fresh reflections of the facts in the mirror of art. John Updike admitartchange Change image and share on social
I think you remember certain phrases from bad reviews. You don't remember all the bad reviews. John Updike badphraseremember Change image and share on social
The dwelling places of Europe have an air of inheritance, or cumulative possession - a hive occupied by generations of bees. John Updike airbeecumulative Change image and share on social
A house, having been willfully purchased and furnished, tells us more than a body, and its description is a foremost resource of the art of fiction. John Updike artbodydescription Change image and share on social