It has long been known that if you want to see me turn into a raging, snarling beast, then all you have to do is use any combination of the words 'chill out,' 'chilling,' or - my maximum red rag - 'chillax.' John Niven beastchillchillax share on social
Future generations of economists will look at the trickle-down theory in much the same way we now look at witch burning, slavery, and the Sinclair C5. John Niven burneconomistfuture Change image and share on social
I quite like the Queen. Now, this must come as a fairly amazing statement for someone who is avowedly left wing, pro-independence and anti-monarchy, but there you go. John Niven amazeantiavowedly Change image and share on social
America has the largest nuclear capability in the world. All this power neither prevented 9/11 nor helped to avenge it. How could it? Who would America have attacked? John Niven americaattackavenge Change image and share on social
There is a psychic cost children bear when they grow up in fear. John Niven bearchildcost Change image and share on social
I do shamefully little for charity, and I always talk about it when I do. John Niven charityshamefullytalk Change image and share on social
Don't get me wrong: there are aspects of buying music online that I love. Instantly being able to hear a song the moment it crosses your mind? Where's the downside? However, I do feel for those too young to remember the thrill of going record shopping. John Niven aspectbuycrosse share on social
I've never understood why the end of a relationship - especially one involving children - has to immediately signal a descent into hatred and toxicity. John Niven childdescentend Change image and share on social
From everything I can read about Aussie spiders, it seems like all they really like doing is hiding in your house or garden or car until you 'accidentally' disturb them - probably by doing something crazy like putting on the shoe they are lurking in - and they can officially bite you to pieces. John Niven accidentallyaussiebite share on social