That's how most of us would feel. But the sport has a few deviants without consciences. Joe Henderson consciencedeviantfeel Change image and share on social
Buzz has reduced my range. Running safely with him means using fewer and shorter routes, with multiple laps per day or multiple returns there per week. Neither of us minds repeating ourselves. This is what runners do. Joe Henderson buzzdayfew share on social
They trained mostly by time periods, checking their pace for known distance only on special occasions. Joe Henderson checkdistanceoccasion Change image and share on social
His name, Buzz, fits. He can buzz along at 40 miles an hour when his genetic memory moves him. Joe Henderson buzzfitgenetic Change image and share on social
The records fell easily at first. Dozens of seconds peeled away with every running of a course, and I could hardly wait for the next chance to improve. Joe Henderson chancedozeneasily Change image and share on social
This act demonstrates graphically a turning away the past and moving ahead. You now get to refresh your time in a friendly way by running with the watch instead of against it or away from it. Joe Henderson actaheaddemonstrate Change image and share on social
In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners. Joe Henderson assistancebadlybandit Change image and share on social
When running to fill a time quota, however, the reverse happens. You can't make that time pass any faster by rushing, so you settle into a pace that feels right to you at the moment. Each minute above a quota is a little victory. Joe Henderson fastfeltfill share on social
These thieves defend themselves by saying, 'I was there all the time, and the officials missed me.' Favorite excuses for missing surveillance checkpoints: jacket covered the number took off the shirt with the number hidden in a crowd. Joe Henderson checkpointcovercrowd share on social
Our favorite: a former garbage dump converted into a riverside park. I first ran there more than 30 years ago when a marathon passed through this park that later became home to Pre's Trail. Joe Henderson agoconvertdump Change image and share on social
