If the Gurkhas can't live in Britain, then I don't want to, either. Joanna Lumley britaingurkhalive Change image and share on social
I don't lose my temper. I used to, but I realised I would probably die of a brain hemorrhage. So I've governed myself not to mind about things. I have no road rage or anything like that. Because it's life-shortening. And also, there's no need for it; it uses up energy. Joanna Lumley braindieenergy share on social
All you have to be is kind. That's all you need. Once you've got that, it virtually rules out everything else. Joanna Lumley havekindrule Change image and share on social
We've forgotten to respect clothes and consider who made them and where the material came from. We've been encouraged to buy things and, if we don't like them, bin them. When I grew up, we'd repair things or alter them. Joanna Lumley alterbinbuy share on social
I haven't got a very sweet tooth, but I love salted things like nuts. I would have to be dragged in by a lorry if I ate as many salted peanuts as I would like to. Joanna Lumley drageatlorry Change image and share on social
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do come up to you so often and say hello, or want a photograph, and I just can't do it anymore in what I used to wear. They don't want to be seen hanging off a rabid old granny any more than I do. Joanna Lumley anymoregrannyhang share on social
There is something so quiet and so industrious, something so Viking about the Scots. Joanna Lumley industriousquietscot Change image and share on social
Cameras love pretty girls and craggy, old character men more than they can take craggy, old character women. But that's what's always happened. Work out how you can fit into it, and make that work. There are never going to be millions of parts for older actresses because there never were. Joanna Lumley actresscameracharacter share on social
Giraffes are completely tranquil - they have no predators as adults because there's not an animal in the jungle stupid enough to go for them. Joanna Lumley adultanimalcompletely Change image and share on social
The concept of Shwopping is so clever, I think. The idea is that every time someone goes shopping, they can take an unwanted item of clothing and pop it in the recycling bin in their M&S store for Oxfam. Joanna Lumley bincleverclthe share on social