Giraffes are completely tranquil - they have no predators as adults because there's not an animal in the jungle stupid enough to go for them. Joanna Lumley adultanimalcompletely Change image and share on social
I'd describe myself as a saver, but just sometimes I can spend like a kicking horse! Ryman is the one shop I can't go past without going into. I just can't resist lovely stationery. Joanna Lumley describehorsekick Change image and share on social
I could never go into politics, because I'm far too impatient and I'd want to be a dictator, albeit a benevolent one... I would hope. Joanna Lumley albeitbenevolentdictator Change image and share on social
In Ethiopia... you might find a seven-year-old expected to take 15 goats out into the fields for the whole day with only a chapati to eat and his whistle. Why are we so afraid to give our children responsibilities like this? Joanna Lumley afraidchapatichild share on social
The press have given me affairs I've never had and killed a few I did have. After a while, you learn. Joanna Lumley affairhavekill Change image and share on social
I've never felt the constraints of social acceptability. Joanna Lumley acceptabilityconstraintfelt Change image and share on social
I'm boiling about the rainforests being chopped down to make disposable chopsticks. I'm boiling about the fact that we have palm oil put into every single one of our substances. Joanna Lumley boilchopchopstick Change image and share on social
I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody. Joanna Lumley affairbedbook Change image and share on social
I admire politicians. It is a really tough assignment, and I would fall at the first fence. Joanna Lumley admireassignmentfall Change image and share on social
There is something so quiet and so industrious, something so Viking about the Scots. Joanna Lumley industriousquietscot Change image and share on social