Pick up any newspaper in the morning. Count the words in the lead sentences. There will be at least 25 in all of them: Guaranteed. The writers just want to tell you how many degrees they have from this college or that university. Jimmy Breslin collegecountdegree share on social
If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest. Jimmy Breslin impatienceinterestman Change image and share on social
I played football. I played trumpet. I could draw. Jimmy Breslin drawfootballplay Change image and share on social
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. Jimmy Breslin dealdrinkmarvelous Change image and share on social
Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility. Jimmy Breslin complainantcredibilitylaceration Change image and share on social
I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories. Jimmy Breslin boycopylong Change image and share on social
Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks. Jimmy Breslin cheerfulenglishlanguage Change image and share on social
I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway. Jimmy Breslin columnistsinglework Change image and share on social
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him. Jimmy Breslin andrewbeginfuneral Change image and share on social
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. Jimmy Breslin coaldesignfootball Change image and share on social
