Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition. Jeremy Clarkson achieveambitioncase share on social
If you're writing, it means getting up and writing all day, and if you're filming, it's getting up and filming all day. I get up, go to my computer, write, turn it off, and go to bed. That is a Clarkson day. Jeremy Clarkson bedclarksoncomputer share on social
The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian. Jeremy Clarkson blackblondeblue Change image and share on social
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson affaircapablephysically Change image and share on social
Argentina and Burma. I have been to most of the countries in the world, but not those two. I want to shoot doves in Argentina. Burma, of course, because no one has really been there. Jeremy Clarkson argentinaburmacountry Change image and share on social
Column writing is like gas - it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson columnfillspace Change image and share on social
I've been told by the BBC that if I make one more offensive remark, anywhere, at any time, I will be sacked. And even the angel Gabriel would struggle to survive with that hanging over his head. It's inevitable that one day, someone, somewhere will say that I've offended them, and that will be that. Jeremy Clarkson angelbbcday share on social
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson factfunny Change image and share on social