Top 99 Quotes by Jenny Slate

I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage.

If I'm going to have baked goods in the morning, the rule is that I have to make them myself.

Women love to be asked more about their clothes than their work. We're dolls; we made a wish to become alive.

If I'm not the best aunt in America, then I don't know what's going on.

I sometimes think my earnestness is confused for stupidity, but it shouldn't be.

A lot of people think that I'm one of the women from 'Broad City' - and I'm just not.

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love.

I feel nervous when the script is set in stone, and I feel nervous when I feel the script is written for mass consumption because I don't see myself that way.

I love waking up in the morning. It makes me feel really excited.

I think that, unfortunately, people who are maybe threatened by feminism think that it's about setting your bra on fire and being aggressive, and I think that's really wrong and really dangerous.