I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. Jay Mohr angrycatchclub Change image and share on social
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. Jay Mohr enjoygolfhate Change image and share on social
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. Jay Mohr businesscompetitivehome Change image and share on social
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks. Jay Mohr chargenosebleedseat Change image and share on social
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. Jay Mohr makemistakeyeah Change image and share on social
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. Jay Mohr applausecomediankind Change image and share on social
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. Jay Mohr afternoondivorcefind Change image and share on social
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. Jay Mohr guyshut Change image and share on social
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball. Jay Mohr backbaseballdesignate share on social
