Top 31 Quotes by Jack Whitehall

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

Part of doing stand-up is to get things off your chest. It's a bit like being in a psychiatrist's chair - but more enjoyable.

I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.

My dad doesn't hug me enough!

For the first six months of my stand-up career, I was talking like Danny Dyer. I was doing a lot of 'alright guvnors?' It wasn't true to who I was.

I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's a lot of pressure, isn't it? The first person in the world.

I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though.

Some comics have long routines to get them in the mood - I just prefer to sit down, write out the same jokes in a different order and then have a little prayer that I won't be met by silence.

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such a tragic ending.