Top 51 Quotes by Jack Nicholson

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do.

One of my school friends' parents owned a minigolf course, and a bunch of us kids would play there all day in the summer. Two-under deuces was a good score.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television.

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.