If you've ever had a brush with cancer, you're always thinking a pain might be something serious.
‐‐ Ann Jillian
If you've ever had somebody try to sell you something - people who can sell, they really are not manipulating you. They are selling themselves.
‐‐ Matthew Weiner
If you've ever had your heart broken, it's like, once is enough - you can live a lifetime on that. Ya know? You can write a lot of records on one broken heart.
‐‐ Jessie Baylin
If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.
‐‐ Anthony Bourdain
If you've ever left a bag of clothes outside the Salvation Army or given to a local church drive, chances are that you've dressed an African.
‐‐ George Packer
If you've ever liked an artist or someone who then does something or is accused of something extremely corrupt, and your moral conscience won't allow you to accept that artist, the truth is then that creates a void in your life. Because then something you loved was taken from you.
‐‐ Jerrod Carmichael
If you've ever lived in Chicago, anyone who has, they know what a winter in Chicago is like. To be going through a tough time here in the winter would be just be all the more worse.
‐‐ Lee DeWyze
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
‐‐ Jeff Foxworthy
If you've ever questioned your faith, you're going to question it when you are burying your own children.
‐‐ Matt Bevin
If you've ever seen the film In Which We Serve, but it was about a destroyer in the Mediterranean.
‐‐ Richard Attenborough
If you've ever talked to a special agent that you know well, and you ask he or she about a dangerous encounter they were involved in, they'll almost always give you the same answer: 'Yeah, I did it, but I was scared to heck the whole time.'
‐‐ James Comey
If you've ever walked a mile into a virgin forest - you know, like a deep forest where trees have been uncut - the energy is totally different from the shopping mall.
‐‐ James Redfield
If you've ever won a championship, then that's all you're interested in doing.
‐‐ Bill Parcells
If you've experienced having control, you don't want to be moved to a subordinate position, if you have your druthers.
‐‐ Julius Erving
If you've followed my career at all, you will know that I perform best in comfortable surroundings. Though other leagues may seem more enticing to other players, it's something I'm just not interested in doing personally.
‐‐ Landon Donovan
If you've found some way to educate yourself about engineering, stocks, or whatever it is, good employers will have some type of exam or interview and see a sample of your work.
‐‐ Bill Gates
If you've given away a sense of your own destiny, you need enormous amounts of hierarchy and protection within the structure to make up for what you've given away.
‐‐ David Whyte
If you've gone into a marriage and you haven't been clear about how you're going to handle money, how you want to raise kids, who is going to work or stay home or what have you, then you've set yourself up for failure.
‐‐ Phil McGraw
If you've got a bazooka, and people know you've got it, you may not have to take it out.
‐‐ Henry Paulson
If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
‐‐ Jack LaLanne
If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.
‐‐ Simon Cowell
If you've got a camera, go to a war zone and tell a story.
‐‐ Rhys Ifans
If you've got a coach that overlooks the problems, then you've got problems.
‐‐ Tom Benson
If you've got a good job, you should bust your butt to make your company as successful and profitable as possible.
‐‐ Jason Calacanis
If you've got a good song, it's easy to play. But you can't make a bad song sound good no matter who you have to play on it.
‐‐ Donald Dunn
If you've got a good vibrato, you can get away with a lot.
‐‐ Sonny Terry
If you've got a guitar and a lot of soul, just bang something out and mean it. You're the superstar.
‐‐ Krist Novoselic
If you've got a huge Hollywood star in your film, they're getting $32 million, and everyone else gets their bus fare.
‐‐ Robbie Coltraine
If you've got a lot of children, I think you let the other children bring them up more and you just sort of step in and do stuff like every now and again.
‐‐ Diane Cilento
If you've got a piece and you can feel the person who's going to direct it is really made for it, if it's really special for them, then it's going to be a better-than-usual experience.
‐‐ Edward Norton
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land.
‐‐ Frances Mayes
If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum.
‐‐ Neil Peart
If you've got a regular feed of winners, you control your mind to do it. It becomes a must. If you didn't have that regular flow of winning, whether you could get yourself to do that, I don't know. It's a lot easier when you know the next day you can win and you can win and win, it's worth doing it.
‐‐ Tony McCoy
If you've got a talent, protect it.
‐‐ Jim Carrey
If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going. That doesn't mean quit your job and jump into your idea 100% from day one, but there's always small progress that can be made to start the movement.
‐‐ Kevin Systrom
If you've got an industry where you've got massive investment, it doesn't matter whether you bring in alternative supplies. You still lose the money on that industry.
‐‐ Arthur Scargill
If you've got aspirations to be a manager or coach, obviously coaching your country would be a great honour.
‐‐ Gary Speed
If you've got cockles, those nickel-size, heart-shaped mollusks, and you want to get fancy, steam them, then toss the meat in finely ground cornmeal.
‐‐ Kate Christensen
If you've got comic book fans and soap fans and country fans, I think you've hit the whole world. What else is there?
‐‐ Lindsay Hartley
If you've got cool nails, you wake up and you're like, 'Oh, I'm happy now.'
‐‐ Maisie Williams
If you've got five cameras, you're making sure that you're in the right position for each one of the cameras.
‐‐ Jacinda Barrett
If you've got kids who aren't being looked after by their parents, there's only so many times you can try and intervene to get that right.
‐‐ Adam Giles
If you've got love you've got life, if you can love you can live.
‐‐ Kim Casali
If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
‐‐ Ian Mckellen
If you've got style, you'll show it, no matter the city.
‐‐ Amar'e Stoudemire
If you've got talent, stick with it... because talent wins out, without a doubt.
‐‐ Bobby Sherman
If you've got the body and the chutzpah, a pencil skirt is so sexy on older women. Look for ones that fall just below the knee. Think 1940s, cinched-in jackets - imagine you are Lauren Bacall on a date with Humphrey Bogart and you just absolutely have to wear very high heels.
‐‐ Twiggy
If you've got the chops, people these days are more accepting of you.
‐‐ Jordan Knight
If you've got to get fired, it's really fabulous to get fired with a friend.
‐‐ Jorja Fox
If you've got to my age, you've probably had your heart broken many times. So it's not that difficult to unpack a bit of grief from some little corner of your heart and cry over it.
‐‐ Emma Thompson