All Quotes

If you're impatient while waiting for the bus, tell yourself you're doing 'Bus waiting meditation.' If you're standing in a slow line at the drugstore, you're doing 'Waiting in line meditation.' Just saying these words makes me feel very spiritual and high-minded and wise.
‐‐ Gretchen Rubin

If you're improvising with Paul Reiser, man, you'd better hold on tight!
‐‐ Daniel Stern

If you're in a bar and a certain song comes on and the vibe is just different, it evokes the kinds of things that you want to feel, and if music can do that it's a very special thing.
‐‐ Julian Casablancas

If you're in a car crash, you're mostly involved in trying to not go off the bridge, and later on you say, 'Oh my God!'
‐‐ Ben Bernanke

If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything.
‐‐ Neve Campbell

If you're in a confined aircraft; when one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft.
‐‐ Joe Biden

If you're in a diabetic or prediabetic state, it's good to have medication to go on for a period of time. But simply by making the changes - get your sleep, 35 grams of fiber and a half-hour walk - your cholesterol will come down, your sugar will come down, and your blood pressure will come down. Only the minority of people can't control it.
‐‐ Michael Moore

If you're in a forest, the quality of the echo is very strange because echoes back off so many surfaces of all those trees that you get this strange, itchy ricochet effect.
‐‐ Brian Eno

If you're in a heterosexual relationship and you're a female, you win.
‐‐ Megan Fox

If you're in a hit movie, it's good to be in another hit movie straight away.
‐‐ Val Kilmer

If you're in a major city, there's a 25-year cycle. In Vegas, it's probably 10 or 15 years, except for those landmark places like Spago or Nobu. In Vegas, you have to reinvent yourself once in a while.
‐‐ Daniel Boulud

If you're in a motion-capture studio, you have spherical, reflective markers, which are picked up by cameras that emit infrared - it reflects it, and then the cameras pick up the data.
‐‐ Andy Serkis

If you're in a room and can be seen by actors, you need to understand that you can be felt by them.
‐‐ Jill Soloway

If you're in a series, you can't quit, you can't work in the theatre and you can't do a movie when you like.
‐‐ Sarah Jessica Parker

If you're in a successful band, you tend to fall into a role. But I'm not remotely laddish. I'm a grown-up. I'm vegan and teetotal. I run 50 miles a week, listening to Franz Ferdinand and the Four Tops at top volume.
‐‐ Johnny Marr

If you're in a workplace you don't like right now, be encouraged because God will use it for your good. Think about it this way: He wants you to be a light in the darkness - and He's putting His confidence in you!
‐‐ Joyce Meyer

If you're in America a lot, it's easy to get into playing American. All of it, the sounds, the energies, all very different. But it's really hard to do the accent. I tend to try and stay in it all day, which is the only way I can manage it.
‐‐ Emily Blunt

If you're in America or Europe, walk for three blocks, and you'll pass about 14 Vikings. Their reach was immense.
‐‐ Michael Hirst

If you're in any field, you should own a farm because one day you will be grateful that you are able to grow your own agricultural produce.
‐‐ Marc Faber

If you're in business, and you don't understand how that word of mouth works, you won't be able to take full advantage of it, how to get full adoption by getting that network to talk about you.
‐‐ Robert Scoble

If you're in California, and it's raining, stay home because nobody can drive in the rain. It's like it's raining frogs. They're terrified.
‐‐ Adam Ferrara

If you're in charge of managing domain name space you should treat everybody who asks for a registration the same. Whatever that is - whether it's nice or ugly or whatever - just be fair, treat them all the same.
‐‐ Jon Postel

If you're in Congress, you vote and give speeches. But governors have to make decisions every day, and presidents have to make decisions every day.
‐‐ Robert J. Bentley

If you're in favour of any policy - reform, revolution, stability, regression, whatever - if you're at least minimally moral, it's because you think it's somehow good for people. And good for people means conforming to their fundamental nature.
‐‐ Noam Chomsky

If you're in government, the right thing to do is be focused on solving real problems and asking what's the best solution to a particular problem.
‐‐ Julius Genachowski

If you're in Hollywood, with no track record, it's pretty odds-on that you can get swamped and overwhelmed by the sheer scale of it all; particularly with the intense commercial push that you feel there.
‐‐ Lenny Abrahamson

If you're in love and there's that chemistry, that's what it's all about.
‐‐ Sanaa Lathan

If you're in love with someone maybe you can show it too much.
‐‐ Patsy Kensit

If you're in part of rebel-controlled Syria, and suddenly your house blows up or a building next to you blows up, it would be convenient for rebels to say, 'It was the Americans.'
‐‐ Richard Engel

If you're in pop music, you've got to deal with the changing of the guard every few years. By the time the '70s arrived, I was well aware of the cyclical nature of the game. Pop music is a creature of the moment; it thrives on the mood of its time. Either you hook into that or you're not going to be part of it.
‐‐ Paul Anka

If you're in somebody's head for 12 hours a day for four weeks, it's like your brain actually wires itself to start thinking that way.
‐‐ Brie Larson

If you're in such a position of power and your ego is such that this is not possible, then its essential to have a small cadre of very bright, committed people who are questioning, exploring and understanding these emerging concepts.
‐‐ Dee Hock

If you're in the best team in the world, you or your teammate have to win.
‐‐ Fernando Alonso

If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.
‐‐ Alan K. Simpson

If you're in the media, particularly newspapers, you are in the thick of all the interesting things that are going on in a community, and I can't imagine any other life that one would want to dedicate oneself to.
‐‐ Rupert Murdoch

If you're in the middle of the ocean with no flippers and no life preserver and you hear a helicopter, this is music. You have to adjust to your needs at the moment.
‐‐ Tom Waits

If you're in the minor leagues, you want to get to the majors.
‐‐ Ryne Sandberg

If you're in the minority, every advantage is against you, right? So the only advantage you have against the majority is they're too lazy to know their own rules, right? So it's like a game of poker.
‐‐ Kevin McCarthy

If you're in the position to help someone and you do it, it's very rewarding.
‐‐ Tim Robbins

If you're in the public eye, people are going to take shots at you.
‐‐ Blake Shelton

If you're in the so-called public eye you have to watch your P's and Q's.
‐‐ Paul McGann

If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want.
‐‐ Chevy Chase

If you're in the WWE, it's like show business boot camp. You learn a little bit about everything as far as show business is involved.
‐‐ Chris Jericho

If you're in trouble, or hurt or need - go to the poor people. They're the only ones that'll help - the only ones.
‐‐ John Steinbeck

If you're in your early 20s and you're hanging out with a bunch of other people in their early 20s, nobody has a sense of the kinds of problems that real 'workers' run into every day. They're running into a completely different set of problems like 'What's the party going on right now that I should be going to?'
‐‐ Aaron Levie

If you're inclined to dismiss L.A. as a place of unrelenting vapidity and generic 1980s architecture, then you're doing yourself and L.A. a huge disservice, and you're just not looking hard enough.
‐‐ Moby

If you're indexing to the S&P 500, you're buying the most expensive names in the market.
‐‐ James O'Shaughnessy

If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
‐‐ Darrell Hammond

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.
‐‐ Donald Trump