If you have a secret, and it's embarrassing to you, when you tell that story - you own it. It becomes yours, and no one can use it against you.
‐‐ Aisha Tyler
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
‐‐ Rob Corddry
If you have a sense of irony or humour, you're usually cut down, as you're usually distorted or misinterpreted. So it does lead to us being slightly more dour and staid and predictable than would otherwise be the case, which I personally find quite frustrating - because if you don't laugh occasionally in my job, you cry most of the time.
‐‐ David Blunkett
If you have a sense of style and purpose and will you don't want to compromise.
‐‐ Vidal Sassoon
If you have a sense of your place in the world, that's the best preparation for anything.
‐‐ Casey Wilson
If you have a sense that your money is somehow, even indirectly, contributing to a cause that you find morally problematic, then it seems somewhere between reasonable and obligatory for you to vote with your dollars.
‐‐ Blake Mycoskie
If you have a setback, and you're not doing well and then you overcome it somehow, it always sticks with you. You know it could happen again.
‐‐ Sam Donaldson
If you have a smartphone - and you have a smartphone - then you have a comic book store in your pocket. So you don't have to get over any social anxiety you have about entering that space.
‐‐ Kelly Sue DeConnick
If you have a smartphone, you can give content to the world. The days of putting a movie in movie theaters because people don't have a choice is over.
‐‐ Ryan Kavanaugh
If you have a smothering parent, the effect it can apparently have on a child is to give them, in equal doses, a sense of too much self-esteem, because they are mummy's little princess or prince, and low self-esteem. It affects future relationships.
‐‐ Hugh Grant
If you have a solution to immigration, it is possible to come home and defend it.
‐‐ Lamar Alexander
If you have a startup that's keeping it up at night because you think it's so great, then you should do that.
‐‐ Sam Altman
If you have a Stradivarius and nobody to play it, it's just a Stradivarius. Or is it even that? It's nothing.
‐‐ Peabo Bryson
If you have a strong opponent, a competition is stimulating. I am generally most open to ideas when I have had a bad result. In chess, too, players specialise. This specialty then becomes an entry barrier.
‐‐ Viswanathan Anand
If you have a strong sense of who you are and what you're doing, then it's actually easier to work with other people, because you don't have to worry about them or yourself. You're just worrying about getting the best product, and all that other stuff is out of the way.
‐‐ Eliza Coupe
If you have a student who graduates from college and they don't have a job, they are now able to stay on their family health plan.
‐‐ Jacob Lew
If you have a success in your life, why can't we hold on to that? Why can't that be good enough for a lifetime; why do we always have to be ramping up?
‐‐ Jake Paltrow
If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work.
‐‐ Ernest Hemingway
If you have a successful run, everything comes to you. Nothing succeeds like success.
‐‐ John Barry
If you have a surreal life like I do, you've got to have fun along the way.
‐‐ Victoria Beckham
If you have a temper, now is the time to learn to control it. The more you do so while you are young, the more easily it will happen.
‐‐ Gordon B. Hinckley
If you have a therapist who agrees with your every word, then your brain isn't getting proper exercise.
‐‐ Beth Ditto
If you have a Tory government at Westminster that takes us out of Europe against our will, there may be people in Scotland who think, 'You know what, we might be better off independent.'
‐‐ Nicola Sturgeon
If you have a traditional view of economics, you're probably thinking of Ben Bernanke making Fed policy, or the guys creating financial derivatives at Goldman Sachs.
‐‐ Emily Oster
If you have a trust in and an expectation of your own solitude, everything that you need to know will be revealed to you.
‐‐ John O'Donohue
If you have a very good concept of your character, you can snap into it.
‐‐ Sean Bean
If you have a vision and you are trying to accomplish something, you have to be competitive, or things are going to slip by you.
‐‐ Peter M. Brant
If you have a vision, do something with it.
‐‐ Anthony J. D'Angelo
If you have a workforce that enjoys each other, they trust each other, they trust management, they're proud of where they work - then they're going to deliver a good product.
‐‐ Jeff Smisek
If you have a wormhole, then you can turn them into time machines for going backward in time.
‐‐ Kip Thorne
If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?
‐‐ Graham Greene
If you have accomplished all that you have planned for yourself, you have not planned enough.
‐‐ Edward Everett Hale
If you have acid in food, you need to sugar it. At a high temperature, the acids are changed to sugar.
‐‐ Paul Prudhomme
If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today.
‐‐ Thomas Sowell
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong.
‐‐ Charles Kettering
If you have ambitions, dream of what you wish to accomplish, and then put your shoulder to the wheel and work.
‐‐ Heber J. Grant
If you have an anecdote from one source, you file it away. If you hear it again, it may be true. Then the more times you hear it the less likely it is to be true.
‐‐ Anthony Holden
If you have an argument with someone and you sulk, sometimes you don't want to speak to them. But it is important to keep your friends close to you and do the right things.
‐‐ Jermain Defoe
If you have an embarrassing story, and it's a source of shame, keeping it in just compounds the shame and turns the story into something poisonous. And if someone knows about it, then it can be used against you.
‐‐ Aisha Tyler
If you have an enemy, then learn and know your enemy, don't just be mad at him or her.
‐‐ Denzel Washington
If you have an extreme character, you need normal characters to contrast them. Sherlock Holmes certainly needed a Dr. Watson. And Pippi Longstocking, who supposedly inspired Lisbeth Salander, needed Tommy and Annika, the normal middle-class neighbors.
‐‐ David Lagercrantz
If you have an idea, you have to move on it, to make a gesture. Drawing is an immediate way of articulating that idea - of making a gesture that is both physical and intellectual.
‐‐ Jeff Koons
If you have an impossible dream, a dream that cannot be fulfilled, the friendly thing for me to do is to put a stop to you wasting your life at it.
‐‐ Danny Bonaduce
If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
‐‐ Rachel Dratch
If you have an impulse to kindness, act on it.
‐‐ Douglas Coupland
If you have an issue with homosexuality, then it comes to your own fear and your own darkness.
‐‐ Tori Amos
If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from that space. Ignore all the crap that used to drive you up the wall before. You will be amazed at what a change this attitude shift brings about.
‐‐ Srikumar Rao
If you have an opportunity to reach people on a broad scale, it's not enough to just entertain people. You have to take responsibility. You has to do something substantial. Otherwise you're squandering what you have.
‐‐ Jack Reynor
If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.
‐‐ Samuel L. Jackson
If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
‐‐ Joan Crawford