All Quotes

If you had found the right candidate in 2000 or 2004, and you could have put that man or woman, given them ballot access in September of the election year, they could have won the election.
‐‐ Hamilton Jordan

If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.
‐‐ Lucas Till

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.
‐‐ Denis Leary

If you had no real training, if you hadn't spent years and years studying a martial art, how would you kill the bad guy?
‐‐ Chris Pine

If you had of told me age 10 that in 19 years time I would be on a stage in Salford performing with Les Dennis in a sitcom I had written, I would have believed you.
‐‐ Pippa Evans

If you had the most prestige and you were the network that everybody turned to in times of a crisis, that that was the most important position, in the news business, to hold.
‐‐ Ted Turner

If you had the opportunity and some talent, there was no way you couldn't progress, because it was an open market. There was the advertising world, and there was the documentary world.
‐‐ Richard Donner

If you had the opportunity to cast your vote for speaker, would you vote for Nancy Pelosi?
‐‐ Alan Nunnelee

If you had to buy a new plane every time you flew somewhere, it would be incredibly expensive.
‐‐ Elon Musk

If you had to find a period in history that would equate to what the Internet has presented us with now, it would be Elizabethan England. It was a world in flux.
‐‐ Rhys Ifans

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
‐‐ Dave Barry

If you had to pay separately for just PBS, probably, sadly, not a majority of Americans would do that. So there's many channels, whether it's Discovery Channel or C-SPAN or many, many others, that just aren't viable.
‐‐ Brian L. Roberts

If you had to pick between being moral and successful, obviously I'd choose to be moral. However if you can choose both, will you choose both? I'd say definitely.
‐‐ Chade-Meng Tan

If you had to pick the values that would be held dear to a broad number of Hispanic voters, access to opportunity would be a higher value than guarantee of security, particularly amongst the newly arrived, meaning the last 20 years.
‐‐ Jeb Bush

If you had to point to anything, it's when you've had as much success as we've had and are so close to winning a Super Bowl, at some stage you have an opportunity to think the next move, even if it's not consistent with all your previous moves, will be the one that gives you the chance to win the Lombardi Trophy.
‐‐ Jeffrey Lurie

If you had to point to one thing that made it less likely that the Red Sox would win the World Series, I would say it was those people that go to Fenway Park to watch the games. And then the media around it.
‐‐ Michael Lewis

If you had to put people, senators - if they had to go for their V.A. to get care, it would probably get fixed.
‐‐ Marcus Luttrell

If you had to sum up chemistry in one sentence, it might be this: Atoms need to have full shells of electrons to feel satisfied, and different elements steal, shed, or borrow different numbers of electrons to achieve a full shell.
‐‐ Sam Kean

If you had to work 14 hour days, Mondays to Fridays, then you have to keep Saturdays and Sundays sacred.
‐‐ Nicole Ari Parker

If you had told me 28 years ago that the largest organization in the world touching the lives of gays and lesbians would be a church, I would not have believed you.
‐‐ Troy Perry

If you had told me at 45 years old that I would have to go on tour to get rest, I would've said, 'That's not how it works.' But nothing can be more gratifying. I'm a very hands-on dad.
‐‐ Chris Robinson

If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying.
‐‐ Aaron Neville

If you had told me in 1997 that even 5 people would be waiting online for me to sign my new book in 2009, I would have jumped around like Joe Carter in the 1993 World Series. I love it. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't like it. The only thing I worry about is carpal tunnel syndrome - my last tour almost caused it.
‐‐ Bill Simmons

If you had told me in the Seventies and Eighties that TV would be as edgy or edgier than most films, and more intelligently written than most films, I wouldn't have believed it. There's great stuff out there.
‐‐ Jonathan Banks

If you had told me when I was 18 that I wouldn't have made it until I was 29, I would have said, Forget it.
‐‐ Helen Reddy

If you had told me when I was at high school that one day I would be working for a for-profit company, let alone running one, I would have said you were crazy. But I am interested in how you can empower individuals to make change, and Causes is doing just that.
‐‐ Joe Green

If you had told me when I was starting out that I would be coming down to Nashville, kind of weaving in and out of the country scene, I never would've thought that in a million years.
‐‐ Kid Rock

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
‐‐ Henny Youngman

If you hang around long enough to show these people what you can do, you have a chance in this acting business.
‐‐ Frank Cady

If you happen to be in the right place at the right time, the capitalist system is a beautiful thing.
‐‐ Richard Rainwater

If you happen to believe what Ben & Jerry's is supporting and involved in, then you should support the company. If you don't believe in what we are supporting, don't support it.
‐‐ Jerry Greenfield

If you happen to tell me where you were born, your date of birth and that kind of information, then I'm 98 percent of the way to stealing your identity.
‐‐ Frank Abagnale

If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
‐‐ Hermann Hesse

If you hate somebody, it's like a boomerang that misses its target and comes back and hits you in the head. The one who hates is the one who hurts.
‐‐ Louis Zamperini

If you hate the Jewish people, you are not reflecting the teachings of Christ.
‐‐ Ted Cruz

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
‐‐ Joe Bob Briggs

If you have 50 different plug types, appliances wouldn't be available and would be very expensive. But once an electric outlet becomes standardized, many companies can design appliances, and competition ensues, creating variety and better prices for consumers.
‐‐ Bill Gates

If you have 50 years in the business, you can probably count on only five good movies.
‐‐ Peter Finch

If you have a bad day in baseball, and start thinking about it, you will have 10 more.
‐‐ Sammy Sosa

If you have a beautiful story, it has to have conflict. If you don't have conflict, it can't be a good story.
‐‐ Donald Miller

If you have a bereavement in your family, it's a terrible, terrible thing. But, you know, time passes. It's part of the cycle. It doesn't hurt so much.
‐‐ Bernard Sumner

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
‐‐ Dave Barry

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!
‐‐ Nathan Myhrvold

If you have a book, you have a friend.
‐‐ Frank Delaney

If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day - that's the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That's the only reason I'm OK right now.
‐‐ Amaury Nolasco

If you have a burning ambition and desire, absolutely anything can be achieved.
‐‐ Jahangir Khan

If you have a business idea that's extremely easy to copy, that can often become something of a challenge or problem.
‐‐ Peter Thiel

If you have a business website, make it stickier; redo the merchandising often and try new things until you hit the right homepage... then try and beat that. The most important audience drivers on the Internet are paid search and key word optimization. Concentrate on those. They are very inexpensive compared to banner advertising.
‐‐ Lynda Resnick

If you have a busy natural foods store in your community, give their bulk cornmeal a try: high turnover means the product will most likely be fresh. And if the cornmeal is organic, all the better.
‐‐ Jeremy Jackson