If you go to the supermarket and buy a package of food and look at the photo on the front, the food never looks like that inside, does it? That is a fundamental lie we are sold every day.
‐‐ Martin Parr
If you go to the U.S., you've got a huge market, cheap energy, good skills, and pensions are a sensible cost.
‐‐ Jim Ratcliffe
If you go to Tiananmen Square, or go to any public area in China, you will hear my music at some point.
‐‐ Kenny G
If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, your plan will go to work on you. Whatever good things we build end up building us.
‐‐ Jim Rohn
If you go too soon, you can come unstuck with 50m left when the guys are going past you.
‐‐ Michael East
If you go wrong in a novel, you can straighten it out in the next chapter. You don't have any room to do that in a novella.
‐‐ Gilbert Morris
If you gonna challenge my ways, know my history. Don't put nobody in my face that don't know about me, or they here to write an article on someone they thought was hot when they was hot. Come on, man. I been hot.
‐‐ Raekwon
If you Google some sites about the link between vaccines and autism, you can very quickly find that Google is repeating back to you your view about whether that link exists and not what scientists know, which is that there isn't a link between vaccines and autism. It's a feedback loop that's invisible.
‐‐ Eli Pariser
If you got a dope girl, there's going to be people that want her. But I don't know, I've always kept my 'A-game' on point. I just make a point to make sure the woman that I'm with is taken care of. You got to keep it new, so I go out of my way to make them feel special.
‐‐ Lance Gross
If you got a good imagination, a lot of confidence and you kind of know what you are saying, then you might be able to do it. I know a lot of colorful characters at home that would make great actors.
‐‐ Jason Statham
If you got a name like Barack Obama, you're supposed to fight.
‐‐ Sinbad
If you got anything to you at all as an athlete and a competitor, you don't care what the circumstances are. You still got competition.
‐‐ Bill Parcells
If you got more than one letter from somebody who said they hated you, it meant they kept watching.
‐‐ Trevor Moore
If you got problems like unemployment, Social Security, Medicaid, Medicare and there's a guy that's always been there for you and for your family, then you say 'He's a nice guy. I don't know where he came from or how long he's been here, but Charlie Rangel's the man.' That's what I'm relying on.
‐‐ Charles B. Rangel
If you got something you don't want other people to know, keep it in your pocket.
‐‐ Muddy Waters
If you got the DVD you can see that George Lucas has taken that person out, as well as the voice, and we shot this scene when we arrived in Australia during the actual filming of Episode 3.
‐‐ Ian McDiarmid
If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
‐‐ Shaquille O'Neal
If you got up this morning and had fruits for breakfast, it was probably picked by the bent back of an immigrant worker. If you slept in a hotel or motel of the nation, you probably had your room done by an immigrant worker.
‐‐ Bob Menendez
If you got what it takes, you'll make it. If you don't, Shakespeare couldn't help you.
‐‐ Jack L. Chalker
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
‐‐ Brendan Behan
If you grew up, and you never had a computer, and you've never used the Internet, and someone asked you if you wanted to buy a data plan, your response would be 'What's a data plan, and why would I want to use this?'
‐‐ Mark Zuckerberg
If you grew up in a household with a football coach who looks like a drill sergeant, you would think you would be tough.
‐‐ Brett Favre
If you grew up in my generation, you're going to be influenced by Run DMC, the Beastie Boys and also listen to Metallica - it wasn't segregated anymore.
‐‐ Vanilla Ice
If you grew up where I grew up, you would experience a very different criminal justice system than Camden, New Jersey.
‐‐ Cory Booker
If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.
‐‐ Kevin Smith
If you grow up in a place, and you're small, even if the place is itself also small, it's huge to you. It's what's out there: it's the world outside of your door.
‐‐ Jhumpa Lahiri
If you grow up in a very strong religion like Catholicism you certainly cultivate in yourself a certain taste for the intensity of ideas.
‐‐ Brian Eno
If you grow up in Britain, you just do Shakespeare. If you go and work in a theater once or twice or three times in your life, you're going to end up doing a Shakespeare, because he's obviously such a brilliant, brilliant writer.
‐‐ Timothy Dalton
If you grow up in Ireland and read books then you really are obliged to attempt your own some time. It is not exactly a choice. I still don't know if I am a writer. Believe me, there are days when I have my doubts.
‐‐ Anne Enright
If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphia, you quickly come to understand that you have been set apart and that there's no will in this society to bring you back into the mainstream.
‐‐ Jonathan Kozol
If you grow up playing in church, it removes a lot of the boundaries that other musicians might have, growing up with sheet music or whatever.
‐‐ Anderson Paak
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
‐‐ Dave Mustaine
If you guys are interested in getting any kind of animal, definitely go and adopt.
‐‐ Booboo Stewart
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
‐‐ Aaron Allston
If you had a cancer on your skin and had it burned it off, you'd wash it and clean it every day.
‐‐ Nick Nolte
If you had a carbon tax, you'd have less cars and more bicycles, more people getting around on foot and by public transport.
‐‐ Richard Rogers
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
‐‐ Stan Laurel
If you had a good radio - and everybody did in those days - you could find it.
‐‐ Georgie Fame
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
‐‐ Steven Wright
If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?
‐‐ Al Jourgensen
If you had a national grid with one operator, you had twenty or even a hundred operators, if you don't have the ability to compel people to observe high standards of conduct, then you run a greater risk.
‐‐ Spencer Abraham
If you had a really good - battery, it wouldn't matter that the sun goes down at night and the wind stops blowing sometimes. But at the moment, battery technology is nowhere near good enough to use at utility scale.
‐‐ Nathan Myhrvold
If you had a successful TV show, people wanted to see you live. Promoters had had practice with pop groups, and 'Python' achieved a similar status. We also had lots of rock star fans - George Harrison, Pink Floyd, Robert Plant. Promoters saw that and liked it.
‐‐ Michael Palin
If you had an alien race that looked like insects, then they would build robots to look like themselves, not to look like people.
‐‐ Kevin J. Anderson
If you had an essentially happy childhood, that tends to dwell with you.
‐‐ Tracy Kidder
If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn't be that, I'd want to be a superhero.
‐‐ Vin Diesel
If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my forties flipping my husband the bird over potato chips, I'd say you were crazy.
‐‐ Jenna McCarthy
If you had asked people in 1929, 'Here is what is about to happen. How much would you pay to avoid the Great Depression from occurring?' The answer is they would have paid a lot. They would have borrowed money if it could be used to prevent the Great Depression.
‐‐ Austan Goolsbee
If you had ever heard my album you would know that I could never consider the music business!
‐‐ Dwayne Hickman