All Quotes

If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.
‐‐ Katt Williams

If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'
‐‐ Timothy Simons

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
‐‐ Sam Levenson

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.
‐‐ Kurt Cobain

If you dig deep and keep peeling the onion, artists and freelance writers are the leaders in society - the people who start to get new ideas out.
‐‐ Allan Savory

If you dig it, do it. If you dig it a lot, do it twice.
‐‐ Jim Croce

If you dig it, do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.
‐‐ Jim Croce

If you direct your attention to the position of a bird with regard to the wave surface, it will speedily be noticed to be nearly always on the rising side or face of the wave and moving apparently at right angles to the wave's course, but really diagonal to it.
‐‐ Lawrence Hargrave

If you disagree with me about a position I have taken, or what I've done, tell me, argue with me, debate. Sometimes, right and good are not that clear; at other times, it is only deliberate and respectful debate that leads us to understand what road we should take.
‐‐ Janet Reno

If you disagree with me, fine! Because that's the great thing about America, we can disagree!
‐‐ Michael Stipe

If you disagree with the way a colleague did something, call him up, invite him out for a coffee, talk about it. But don't do it publicly.
‐‐ Antoine Fuqua

If you disapprove of violence, then you can't think there is any age when violence is appropriate.
‐‐ Jane Goldman

If you disarm someone's hands - they cannot kill you!
‐‐ Michael Cudlitz

If you discourage saving and investment, that means you're walking in the opposite direction of job creation. You're discouraging good job creation and job growth.
‐‐ Scott Garrett

If you discuss other people, words get twisted; things get turned around.
‐‐ Kevin Connolly

If you dispute with me you will only quarrel with your bread and butter.
‐‐ Francis Bond Head

If you do a character that resonates enough, people are always going to see you as that character. It will just be up to me to make choices where I can flex other muscles.
‐‐ Danny McBride

If you do a film with a studio, agents step in, they start saying, 'My actor has to get this amount of money', and it becomes about deals.
‐‐ Robert Rodriguez

If you do a full-on workout and then eat McDonald's or Wendy's, you're defeating the purpose. If you put good things into your body while working out, you'll see results.
‐‐ Matt Kemp

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. It transcends all barriers.
‐‐ Ed Sullivan

If you do a Google search, you will probably read a lot of stuff about how I am someone who wants to kill all the Jews and hates the United States.
‐‐ Noam Chomsky

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing old jokes!' But bands do it all the time.
‐‐ Chris Hardwick

If you do a practice and train your attention to hover in the present, then you will build the internal capacity to do that as needed - at will and voluntarily.
‐‐ Daniel Goleman

If you do a quantity challenge, the problem you'd face would be a starchy challenge. If it has a lot of potatoes, a lot of bread or fried elements, that's difficult. With heat challenges, challenges that use the whole pepper are much, much easier than ones that use pepper extract. That's concentrated, and also devoid of flavour. It's just heat.
‐‐ Adam Richman

If you do a scene and you really like a character in it or a premise in it to write it down and to work on it so that you can have five or six characters that you can pull out in an audition.
‐‐ Amy Poehler

If you do a scene the right way, you can go home at the end of the day and really feel like you accomplished something.
‐‐ Mitch Gaylord

If you do a serious presidential bio, you want to supply the reader with maximum material because otherwise you're offending the reader. A president for many people is a serious thing and they want to know everything.
‐‐ Amity Shlaes

If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.
‐‐ Kumail Nanjiani

If you do a smoky eye, chances are you will not want to do a strong lip as well. It's never good to gild the lily.
‐‐ Brad Goreski

If you do a story about a British journalist rescuing a child from Sarajevo, then Sarajevo just becomes an exotic location, and the story's about this British journalist.
‐‐ Michael Winterbottom

If you do a trick and it doesn't work out, that can stick with you. I like to go back, nail the trick, and, 'OK, I'm cool, it's all good.'
‐‐ Shaun White

If you do a Western that's funny, there's no way people don't call it a spoof or a parody, even though it may not be.
‐‐ Adam McKay

If you do an American TV series, before the audition you sign away the next five years of your life.
‐‐ Dominic West

If you do an autopsy on an 85-year-old who died of a stroke, you will find five other things that person was about to die from.
‐‐ S. Jay Olshansky

If you do an experiment and it gives you what you did not expect, it is a discovery.
‐‐ Martin Chalfie

If you do an interview in 1960, something it's bound to change by the year 2000. And if it doesn't, then there's something drastically wrong.
‐‐ John Hurt

If you do anything for 40 years, you can do it comfortably. And it will always be good. But unless you're willing to risk it being bad, it can never be great.
‐‐ Arlo Guthrie

If you do anything for too long, it starts to lack edge, to become too easy. Easy is the kiss of death.
‐‐ Julia Ormond

If you do approach a comics publisher, make sure it's one that publishes the kind of book you want to make. Don't take your literary fiction to Marvel or DC; don't pitch your Spider-Man epic to Image.
‐‐ Antony Johnston

If you do base your life on how many touchdowns you score, how many championships you win, then when you have a setback, then when you have an injury, you're not playing, or something goes wrong, your self-worth goes down.
‐‐ Tim Tebow

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
‐‐ Arthur Baer

If you do Bikram Yoga, you exercise your body 100 percent.
‐‐ Bikram Choudhury

If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powerful.
‐‐ Jeff Bezos

If you do cardio one day and the next day you can do weights, do it that way. If you need to do it at night or in the morning, do it that way. Whatever you need to get it done, just get it done.
‐‐ LL Cool J

If you do come across 'Sanctus' in a bookshop, please see past the cross on the cover and the sinister outline of a monk and just read the first page and make your own mind up. If it's still not for you, then that's fine; just put it back and walk away.
‐‐ Simon Toyne

If you do enough planning before you start to write, there's no way you can have writer's block. I do a complete chapter by chapter outline.
‐‐ R. L. Stine

If you do every job like you're going to do it for the rest of your life, that's when you get noticed.
‐‐ Mary Barra

If you do genuinely care about people and love them a little, eventually you all have this common goal about where you want to go. They see it, and they believe it, and they become believers with you, and you can achieve wonderful things.
‐‐ Gerry Harvey

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, 'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie.'
‐‐ Denis Leary