All Quotes

If they didn't call you a tough guy, then what else would they call you? Something worse than that? I'm playing parts, and if they call you that, it's because I played the part right.
‐‐ Ray Winstone

If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.
‐‐ Robert Osborne

If they didn't have ten fights a night, it was a bad night.
‐‐ John Hunter

If they do something like that, maybe a Freddy Krueger fan, a girl, a really sick goth girl starts killing kids herself and Freddy has to put a stop to it, or they have to fight it out.
‐‐ Robert Englund

If they don't care about me, how can they possibly care about anyone else?
‐‐ Norma McCorvey

If they don't depend on true evidence, scientists are no better than gossips.
‐‐ Penelope Fitzgerald

If they don't read, if they don't love reading; if they don't find themselves compulsively reading, I don't think they're really a writer.
‐‐ Rita Dove

If they don't think, people act senselessly.
‐‐ Andrei Platonov

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
‐‐ Ed Koch

If they ever do my life story, whoever plays me needs lots of hair color and high heels.
‐‐ Charlize Theron

If they exert it not for good, they will for evil; if they advance not knowledge, they will perpetuate ignorance.
‐‐ Frances Wright

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
‐‐ Juan Ramon Jimenez

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
‐‐ Vance Havner

If they had connived a scheme, and Christ had not been raised from the dead, where would have been the hardest place on the face of the earth to convince anyone? In Jerusalem.
‐‐ Josh McDowell

If they had Mozart today, they couldn't work with him, although he was a very adaptable man.
‐‐ Alexander Kluge

If they had Nautilus on the Concorde, I would work out all the time.
‐‐ Linda Evangelista

If they had not murdered Malcolm X, there probably never would have been a Black Panther Party.
‐‐ Bobby Seale

If they had rankings in baseball, maybe I would have been able to do the math and figure out my chances of being a professional baseball player versus a tennis player. But that was the decision-maker for me, I just thought I was better in tennis.
‐‐ Jim Courier

If they had said my writing wasn't good enough, fair enough, that's an opinion. But to say it's too complex is to insult the intelligence of the so-called young.
‐‐ Tanith Lee

If they had taught a class on how to be the kind of citizen Dick Cheney worries about, I would have finished high school.
‐‐ Edward Snowden

If they had told me I was the janitor and would have to mop up and clean the toilets after the show in order to play, I probably would have done it.
‐‐ Bruce Springsteen

If they hadn't scored, we would've won.
‐‐ Howard Wilkinson

If they have covered your face with latex, you have to control yourself mentally so you won't think. If you start thinking, you will succumb to panic. I had a bit of a cold, and frankly I didn't have a good time.
‐‐ Meg Tilly

If they haven't heard it before it's original.
‐‐ Gene Fowler

If they keep booing, and we keep winning, I don't care.
‐‐ Tarvaris Jackson

If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters.
‐‐ Don Drysdale

If they'll have me and the show does well, I could do this another two or three years.
‐‐ George Peppard

If they lose their legal basis for owning a .cn domain, google.cn would cease to exist, or if it continued to exist, it would be illegal, and doing anything blatantly illegal in China puts their employees at serious risk.
‐‐ Rebecca MacKinnon

If they made films in Palm Beach, actors and actresses would be much better dressed.
‐‐ Kenneth Jay Lane

If they opened things up and I could build a luxury condominium in Vedado, I would sell them in two hours here in Miami. Cubans in Miami would be the first to buy. In Miami, 80 percent of the people we sell to are foreigners. Havana is a city very similar to Miami... There's good music, good theater, good ballet.
‐‐ Jorge M. Perez

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
‐‐ Lawrence Taylor

If they played more blues, people would just get it - they try to hold it back but just about can't hold it back now because the blues is really going.
‐‐ John Lee Hooker

If they're all so brilliant and I'm such an affirmative-action hire, how come they didn't catch me?
‐‐ Jayson Blair

If they're committed to the mission statement of the RSC, they're going to be happy with me as their chair. If they're committed to another vision, then they may not be happy with me.
‐‐ Bill Flores

If they're going to write a story they're going to write the story whether it's true or not.
‐‐ Mary-Kate Olsen

If they're in cell block 1A or 1B, these prisoners - they're murderers, they're terrorists, they're insurgents. Many of them probably have American blood on their hands. And here we're so concerned about the treatment of those individuals.
‐‐ James Inhofe

If they're not temperamental, I don't want them. It's in the nature of a great artist to be that way.
‐‐ Sol Hurok

If they're singing about heartbreak, they've lived it.
‐‐ Paula Abdul

If they're traveling at the speed of light, their month is perhaps the equivalent of twenty of our years. So they're just buzzing around having a good old time, continuously looking.
‐‐ Dwight Schultz

If they're willing to pay you what you think you're worth for it, that's why an actor goes to work. A lot of times they want to pay you a lot for a picture you don't want to do.
‐‐ Kurt Russell

If they're willing to stand at polls for countless hours in the rain, as many did, then I should surely stand up for them here in the halls of Congress.
‐‐ Stephanie Tubbs Jones

If they're working in a workshop somewhere, where there is, let's say, uh... only twenty people, or something like that, that's still, when they work and do a scene, that's still working in front of somebody.
‐‐ Ray Walston

If they respect the craft and what we're doing and they bring something to the table and they work hard, I don't care what you do as your side job or as your day job.
‐‐ Anthony Anderson

If they said, 'Do five pull-ups,' I would always want to do 10.
‐‐ Simone Biles

If they take their children to doctors, they believe they are putting their faith in man instead of in God.
‐‐ Bob Bartlett

If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.
‐‐ Nicholas Mosley

If they think they have issues with the president not doing enough for the poor now, wait and see what happens if the opposition takes office. Then they would really need a poverty tour.
‐‐ Cornel West

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
‐‐ Dick Gregory

If they try to rush me, I always say, I've only got one other speed and it's slower.
‐‐ Glenn Ford