All Quotes

If there were any clear investigation of 9/11, they wouldn't let Louie Freeh off the hook.
‐‐ Sidney Blumenthal

If there were camera phones back in the day, the biggest athletes in the world would have had a lot of explaining to do.
‐‐ Kobe Bryant

If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have a paradise in a few years.
‐‐ Bertrand Russell

If there were Israeli attacks on Iranian nuclear facilities, it makes it certain there would be a reprisal attack against the United States at some point.
‐‐ Salman Rushdie

If there were more temple work done in the Church, there would be less of selfishness, less of contention, less of demeaning others.
‐‐ Gordon B. Hinckley

If there were more than one path to salvation then it would totally negate Jesus' sacrifice on the cross, his life, his teachings.
‐‐ Josh McDowell

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
‐‐ Charles Dickens

If there were no government-guaranteed student loans, college tuition would be much lower.
‐‐ Gary Johnson

If there were no immortality there would be no need for temples. There would be no need for eternal marriage if there were no eternity.
‐‐ Gordon B. Hinckley

If there were no ministers and no priests, how long would there be any churches?
‐‐ Lemuel K. Washburn

If there were no mystery left to explore life would get rather dull, wouldn't it?
‐‐ Sidney Buchman

If there were no night, we would not appreciate the day, nor could we see the stars and the vastness of the heavens. We must partake of the bitter with the sweet. There is a divine purpose in the adversities we encounter every day. They prepare, they purge, they purify, and thus they bless.
‐‐ James E. Faust

If there were no poetry on any day in the world, poetry would be invented that day. For there would be an intolerable hunger.
‐‐ Muriel Rukeyser

If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always.
‐‐ Emanuel Ax

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
‐‐ E. W. Howe

If there were not derivatives, there would be no bank loans at all today, because people want to get fixed-rate 30-year loans, but banks don't want to keep 30-year loans on their books.
‐‐ Jeff Greene

If there were only one truth, you couldn't paint a hundred canvases on the same theme.
‐‐ Pablo Picasso

If there were rankings for press conferences, I wouldn't have to worry about dropping out of the top five, I hope.
‐‐ Andy Roddick

If there were some recipe that would make all of our children really sane and civic-minded and hugely intelligent, I think we'd probably all do it. But I don't know that there is a recipe for creating that.
‐‐ Amanda Peet

If there were something that I was going to endorse, it would probably be something like sneakers.
‐‐ Justin Timberlake

If there were teenagers who had a video camera and saw what I did on a daily basis, they'd be bored out of their mind.
‐‐ Ian Harding

If there will be a serious Palestinian prime minister who makes a 100 percent effort to end terrorism, then we can have peace. Each side has to take steps. If terror continues, there will not be an independent Palestinian state. Israel will not accept it, if terror continues.
‐‐ Ariel Sharon

If these are the last 34 games of my NBA career, I want them played as tough as I can.
‐‐ Antonio Davis

If these assets were set up as a revolving fund with which Japan could import raw materials for its industries, Japanese exports could again enter the channels of world trade-and Japanese workers would have employment and something to eat.
‐‐ James Forrestal

If these hands, used to fighting, would be acceptable to His Holiness, we most thankfully dedicate them to the service of him who deserves so well of the Church and of the fatherland.
‐‐ Giuseppe Garibaldi

If these men decided that they have to go in there and fight, I want them to send their own children and grandchildren. I want them to not send a bunch of strangers' kids in there to fight and die.
‐‐ F. Murray Abraham

If these rich women from 5th Avenue spend a fortune on cashmere sweaters, they will come to my store to buy gummy bears.
‐‐ Dylan Lauren

If these theatres didn't exist, the tradition of British theatre would cease to exist.
‐‐ David Soul

If they analyze the situation as thoroughly as they should, Muslims will realize they are the first targets. What are the fundamentalists really after? Simply taking over Islam and then turning its back on modernity.
‐‐ Alexander Haig

If they are opposed to abortion, they should be for preventing unintended pregnancies.
‐‐ Louise Slaughter

If they are really persuaded that the army is annually established by me, that I have the sole disposal of posts and honours, that I employ this power in the destruction of liberty and the diminution of commerce, let me awaken them from their delusion.
‐‐ Robert Walpole

If they are, then the only ultimate truths are the particulars of concrete experience, and no postulate or general assumption is inherent in science until its proceedings become systematic, or the truths already reached give direction to further research.
‐‐ Chauncey Wright

If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.
‐‐ Ernestine Rose

If they are willing to give women economic freedom in that home, if they are willing to live by the standard they wish women to live by, then homes will be preserves.
‐‐ Agnes Macphail

If they aren't real enough to surprise me, then they aren't real enough to go on the page.
‐‐ Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

If they asked me, I did two shifts. I did sports, I did news, because I loved it.
‐‐ Larry King

If they asked me, I would do anything for the 'South Park' guys.
‐‐ Marc Jacobs

If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.
‐‐ Thomas Pynchon

If they can go out and buy my albums, I can at least make the sacrifice to holler at the few people who call. A lot of times I'm busy so they'll get my voice mail. And if I can speak to them and I have time, I always text back. Because I think that's very important.
‐‐ Flo Rida

If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
‐‐ Muhammad Ali

If they can prove that I am wrong by that time, I will give it up to their wisdom, but not after to any one's judgment, till I see the end of another year; for the Lord will begin with a new century; and I will see what he will do, before I will hearken to any man's judgment.
‐‐ Joanna Southcott

If they can see you love them, you can say anything to them.
‐‐ Richard Baxter

If they can't do it in California, it can't be done anywhere.
‐‐ Taylor Caldwell

If they can't hum it after we play it, it's not for us.
‐‐ Lawrence Welk

If they can't suck money out of the Hamptons, a candidate really has to throw in the sponge.
‐‐ Jerry Della Femina

If they conducted a raid in this room, you'd all be policed up. They'd take all of you to Abu Ghraib and turn you over to the soldiers. Maybe there's only one or two of you in this group who was a known associate or had any piece of information that they are trying to exploit.
‐‐ Janis Karpinski

If they could cut off my head and put it onto another body that was, like, 20 years old, I would do that.
‐‐ Melanie Griffith

If they could offer up a way to go to the moon that wouldn't kill you, I'd sign up.
‐‐ Tom Hanks

If they did it like they did it in '96 or whenever, just picking it from one meet, what if someone had the meet of their life but they're not usually a good competitor? That could be really bad for the team. So, I think this is the best way.
‐‐ Carly Patterson