If there's a cat, I obliterate it by putting polka dot stickers on it. I obliterate a horse by putting polka dot stickers on it. And I obliterated myself by putting the same polka dot stickers on myself.
‐‐ Yayoi Kusama
If there's a choice between tap water and bottled water, the consumer can make that choice. In a very large geography in the world, that choice does not exist.
‐‐ Muhtar Kent
If there's a clear genocide somewhere, don't we really want to positively impact that kind of a situation? Isn't that what we're all about? Isn't that what we've always been about?
‐‐ Gary Johnson
If there's a common thread to my books, it is that each involves an individual's journey. The individual must stay true to themselves.
‐‐ Kate Thompson
If there's a criticism of 'Cassadaga' that I agreed with, it's that we left things in the oven too long, that songs were overstuffed, with too many ideas competing for space.
‐‐ Conor Oberst
If there's a 'Cruel Summer' then there's got to be a 'Cruel Winter,' right? That's all I'm saying.
‐‐ Q-Tip
If there's a danger at Facebook, it's the assumption that Facebook has us all locked in and we aren't going to go elsewhere.
‐‐ Robert Scoble
If there's a deadline, I work late. If not, I like to have normal hours, and get up early and work. When things are going well, I hate to quit. And then I'll work 'till exhausted.
‐‐ Dave Brubeck
If there's a Disney animated feature based in Hawaii, I knew I had to be part of it. I'm very proud to be from Hawaii. There was no question the role was mine.
‐‐ Tia Carrere
If there's a fire, I want to be there. Maybe because in being so close to death, I think I understand what it means to be truly alive.
‐‐ Caroline Paul
If there's a God, and we have all this evidence that there's evolution, but He created the world only 6,000 years ago - what is the best and most logical explanation to reconcile those two things? I came up with - He came up with it, of course - that all things are fakeable.
‐‐ David Javerbaum
If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
‐‐ Gary Player
If there's a good review, I'll skip over the headline, but I always find the bad reviews and read those. I don't know why. It's a little sick and demented.
‐‐ Damien Chazelle
If there's a good screenplay, there's a chance that something good is going to happen. If you don't have a brilliant screenplay, then you either have amazing actors who give you the chance to improve whatever is on the page, or an interesting director who has enough faith in the project that they can carry it through and get it somewhere.
‐‐ Ayelet Zurer
If there's a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is.
‐‐ Karl Rove
If there's a major foreign policy event, the President gets on TV, the Congress doesn't.
‐‐ Nate Silver
If there's a new HBO series, you know there's going to be a certain level of storytelling mastery - that you can trust it.
‐‐ Chris Milk
If there's a party and they won't let my friends in, I'd leave. No question.
‐‐ Zac Efron
If there's a pool I love to hangout there and layout and get some sun. If I can ever find a second to get some sun, some Vitamin D, I will do so.
‐‐ Haley Reinhart
If there's a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it's not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there's a house rumor, they'll find out it's not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.
‐‐ Taylor Swift
If there's a problem, we at Wine Library never tell ourselves that once we handle this issue, we'll never have to deal with the person again. We talk to every single person as though we're going to wind up sitting next to that person at his or her mother's house that night for dinner.
‐‐ Gary Vaynerchuk
If there's a recession, I'd buy stocks. That's when you make money: when markets are spooked.
‐‐ Ben Stein
If there's a regulation that's saving 10,000 lives and costing one job, it's worth it.
‐‐ Cass Sunstein
If there's a rift in the marriage - if someone feels neglected, frustrated, tempted by others, or unsure - then trouble can easily arise.
‐‐ Kate Christensen
If there's a role for me in something in the future to do with 'The Last of Us,' absolutely I would do it, twice on Sunday.
‐‐ Troy Baker
If there's a runner on third with less than two outs, I clearly do not want to strike out.
‐‐ Giancarlo Stanton
If there's a secret to New Line, it's the people here.
‐‐ Toby Emmerich
If there's a seminal discovery in oncology in the last 20 years, it's that idea that cancer genes are often mutated versions of normal genes.
‐‐ Siddhartha Mukherjee
If there's a severe recession, the automatic stabilizers will come into effect, and we will still try to reduce the structural deficit, but we will not try to keep cutting the budget so that we keep worsening a severe recession.
‐‐ Franklin Raines
If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible.
‐‐ Matthew Perry
If there's a silver bullet in the battle to recapture Albany, it is the re-engagement of our citizens. This capital has become a physical metaphor for the isolation and alienation of our people.
‐‐ Andrew Cuomo
If there's a song that stops meaning anything to me, then I'll quit playing it.
‐‐ Conor Oberst
If there's a song where there's a possibility of guitar stuff that would be fun to listen to, go for it. Don't worry about what anybody thinks.
‐‐ Brad Paisley
If there's a story I absolutely cannot tell without faster-than-light travel, then I am quite prepared to accept it - even though I don't personally believe it is possible.
‐‐ Alastair Reynolds
If there's a sustainable job that will create sustainable value, people will hire for it.
‐‐ David Cunliffe
If there's a trait for not sleeping, I probably have it.
‐‐ Pardis Sabeti
If there's a woman who is exhibiting her femininity or performing her femininity, it's always seen as meant to pull in the male gaze.
‐‐ Jill Soloway
If there's age discrimination - and there may be - I've always felt that the person who discriminates is hurt more than the person being discriminated against, if the second person shucks it off and moves forward.
‐‐ Marv Levy
If there's amnesty leading to citizenship, I'm going to vote against it again.
‐‐ Frank Wolf
If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?
‐‐ Gene Wilder
If there's an enduring theme in my work, it's probably the effects of class on American life.
‐‐ Richard Russo
If there's an energy between two people it doesn't matter what you look like or what you do for a living or where you live.
‐‐ Jennie Garth
If there's an incursion I don't go out of the house.
‐‐ Nader al-Masri
If there's an intellectual highway, there's also an intellectual subway.
‐‐ Stanley Crouch
If there's another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country.
‐‐ Daniel Ellsberg
If there's any business that instructs you in the strong hand of fate, it's show business. You can plan and plan, but it's what happens to you that really determines what your career will be like.
‐‐ Sam Waterston
If there's any definition to being perfect, you're perfect at being yourself.
‐‐ Zendaya
If there's any indirect way I can motivate or inspire Olympic athletes... that is one of the greatest honors. Even Natalie Coughlin saying that I inspired her. I'm so humbled by that. I think that's amazing.
‐‐ Summer Sanders
If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.
‐‐ Johnny Depp
If there's any object in human experience that's a precedent for what a computer should be like, it's a musical instrument: a device where you can explore a huge range of possibilities through an interface that connects your mind and your body, allowing you to be emotionally authentic and expressive.
‐‐ Jaron Lanier