If Mozart were around now he would write a killer rock song.
‐‐ Vanessa Carlton
If Mr. Bush and Mr. Forbes don't get most of the votes, they should be arrested for wasting money.
‐‐ Lamar Alexander
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
‐‐ Robert Benchley
If Mr. Obama wants to get things done, he must recognize that in Washington only the president has the power to make the first big move.
‐‐ Ari Fleischer
If Mr. Selwyn calls again, show him up; if I am alive I shall be delighted to see him; and if I am dead he would like to see me.
‐‐ Henry Fox
If Mr. Ware does not want republican laborers on his plantation, let him pay them in full for the time contracted for, and they will leave his plantation at once.
‐‐ Charles E. Merrill
If multi-stakeholder Internet governance is to survive an endless series of challenges, its champions must commit to serving the interests and protecting the rights of all Internet users around the world, particularly those in developing countries where Internet use is growing fastest.
‐‐ Rebecca MacKinnon
If music became extinct now, I don't know what I'd be good for.
‐‐ Tommy Shaw
If music leaves any impression at all, it does so without regard to stylistic issues.
‐‐ Aulis Sallinen
If music sounds dated, it means it wasn't very good in the first place.
‐‐ Tony Bennett
If Muslims curse the Christians, then the Christians will curse the Muslims. And people will curse Allah, and Allah will hold us responsible for that.
‐‐ Feisal Abdul Rauf
If my accent betrayed my foreign birth, it also stamped me as an enemy, in the imagination of the producers.
‐‐ Bela Lugosi
If my acceptance of the office of Governor would serve my country, though my administration would be attended with the loss of personal credit and reputation, I would cheerfully undertake it.
‐‐ Christopher Gadsden
If my accomplishments frighten someone, it's nothing to do with me - that's to do with them. But the men who are in my life see me as a person - as a woman - not as a character I've played.
‐‐ Kim Cattrall
If my art has nothing to do with people's pain and sorrow, what is 'art' for?
‐‐ Ai Weiwei
If my assistant goes off and becomes successful, and people want to work with him, I'd take that as a compliment that I'd trained them well.
‐‐ Brad Goreski
If my body is enslaved, still my mind is free.
‐‐ Sophocles
If my books appear to a reader to be oversimplified, then you shouldn't read them: You're not the audience!
‐‐ Malcolm Gladwell
If my books can help children become readers, then I feel I have accomplished something important.
‐‐ Roald Dahl
If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come.
‐‐ Raymond Chandler
If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else.
‐‐ Alexa Chung
If my British film career was a girl, then I'd been hanging around outside her apartment a little bit too long.
‐‐ Rufus Sewell
If my brother and I wanted money in our pockets, we had to get jobs - my first was at 15, at Burger King. We had to come up with ways to create an income.
‐‐ Queen Latifah
If my businesses or my investments are not profitable, then I don't eat. And I like to eat.
‐‐ Robert Kiyosaki
If my career continues along its current arc, people will probably look at me and see a writer who is obsessed with the relationship between rich and poor and with how the rich somehow or other always manage to betray the poor, even when they don't mean to.
‐‐ Richard Russo
If my career detour from special education to singing has done one thing, it has afforded me the opportunity to make a difference in the lives of others.
‐‐ Clay Aiken
If my career isn't going that well, I'd rather it flounder than desperately trying to show up on red carpets: 'I'm for hire! Remember me!'
‐‐ James McAvoy
If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
‐‐ Kaley Cuoco
If my career was a basketball season, I'm in the pre-season still. I'm not blowing everybody out by 40 - there's so much work to be done, and there's no time to really sit and look back and be proud of what I've done yet, because it's the pre-season still.
‐‐ Mike Posner
If my characters travel somewhere, I generally write about a place I know to give the scenes more authenticity.
‐‐ Sara Shepard
If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent.
‐‐ Salman Rushdie
If my children call me during the day and leave a message, I return those calls first, not last.
‐‐ Dave Checketts
If my children do not behave according to Islam, if they do not pray for instance, I will punish them.
‐‐ Abu Bakar Bashir
If my children were as unhappy as I was at school, I'd send them somewhere else, but it never occurred to my parents.
‐‐ Anthony Horowitz
If my children were hungry I should think I would steal to feed them.
‐‐ Ian Smith
If my client calls me and says, 'I'm going to a friend's premiere,' I'll say, 'Come over and let's do something cute.' And I won't bill them for that.
‐‐ Rachel Zoe
If my closet were burning, it'd be my collection of jackets I would save - they always make me feel pulled-together.
‐‐ Nina Garcia
If my clothing does stand out, then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.
‐‐ Shania Twain
If my colleagues stop eating donuts and are more active, it saves me money on next year's insurance premium, and I get to work with people who have more energy and creativity each day. Yet most organizations fail to make health a cultural priority. Instead, they treat healthcare like any other expense.
‐‐ Tom Rath
If my company spends money, it should be disclosed to the shareholders and how it was spent. With my personal money, I can do anything I want. But company money should be disclosed.
‐‐ N. R. Narayana Murthy
If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.
‐‐ Margaret Thatcher
If my cuisine were to be defined by just one taste, it would be that of subtle, aromatic, extra-virgin olive oil.
‐‐ Alain Ducasse
If my Dad doesn't like you, you will know. My Mom is just too innocent to ever lie. She doesn't even cuss.
‐‐ Channing Tatum
If my dad was alive, I wouldn't have gone to boarding school, and I wouldn't have had the success I've had.
‐‐ Jason Day
If my dancing is a disaster - it doesn't define me as a person.
‐‐ Jennifer Grey
If my daughter has a bad dream and wants to get into my bed, I'm a sucker for her sweet face and warm body next to mine, so I let her jump in. I should tell her to go to bed, but secretly I love it.
‐‐ Lara Spencer
If my daughter's going to go out in the winter with summer clothes, I'm gonna question it. And at some point, I assume, if the conversation goes on long enough, if I can convince her, she will put on some warm clothes. And I think that sort of exchange is pretty valid.
‐‐ Susanne Bier
If my daughter wants to get into this business, I would support that decision. She's going to have a hard time not being in it. She loves food and she's around it all the time.
‐‐ Bobby Flay
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.
‐‐ Isaac Asimov