If it's not American, the French won't go see it.
‐‐ Norman Spinrad
If it's not going to sound like Terrapin Station, what's the point of playing Terrapin Station?
‐‐ Branford Marsalis
If it's not growing, it's going to die.
‐‐ Michael Eisner
If it's not in New York, let's say it's in St. Louis, then they've got to find a place or get with someone who knows about the work... they've got to find a place like that and do scenes, and then try to get in plays.
‐‐ Ray Walston
If it's not some daring, dangerous affair, it's just not interesting, or so it seems. So, here you have two people - a famous American iconic couple - who actually like each other sexually, in marriage. Imagine.
‐‐ Shelley Long
If it's not televised, there's no way Americans will know about competitive badminton. All they know is the back-yard thing.
‐‐ Howard Bach
If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.
‐‐ Courtney Thorne-Smith
If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don't know them, they want me home by 9 P.M. If I have work, then I don't have a deadline. I don't argue with them. That's how I have been raised, and I'm happy with it.
‐‐ Tena Desae
If it's on the Internet, then it's gotta be true.
‐‐ Ken Jennings
If it's one thing we do really well as a company, it's that we take big change slowly and deliberately and bring the community along with us.
‐‐ Kevin Systrom
If it's really beautiful weather, sometimes I might take a helicopter out. I got my license in 1999.
‐‐ Patricia Cornwell
If it's really so wonderful that both partners have to work to make a living to pay for their house, for health insurance, someone is obviously going to get the short end of the stick.
‐‐ Eric Braeden
If it's right and true, it's listened to and accommodated.
‐‐ David Ogden Stiers
If it's scary, it's supposed to be scary. If it's funny, it's supposed to be funny. That's all I try to do.
‐‐ Matthew Vaughn
If it's something quite low-key then I'll often do my own makeup. But for something like a premiere, it's good to have a makeup artist because they know what they're doing.
‐‐ Felicity Jones
If it's something that reaches out and grabs me, I want to do it. I have a lot of trouble doing things that don't grab me. So, I'm not a very good actor in that way. I can't fake it.
‐‐ Clancy Brown
If it's stage, the two most important artists are the actor and the playwright. If it's film, THE most important person is the director. The director says where the camera goes.
‐‐ Brad Dourif
If it's supposed to be a really passionate snog, you slip the tongue in.
‐‐ Jennifer Ellison
If it's taught well, art really is important to kids early on. It helps children develop language and allows them to see themselves in a way that isn't right or wrong, because if they draw an animal with five legs instead of four, nobody's criticizing them for it.
‐‐ Agnes Gund
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
‐‐ Robin Williams
If it's the right chair, it doesn't take too long to get comfortable in it.
‐‐ Robert De Niro
If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't matter who you are.
‐‐ Steve Schirripa
If it's time to party, it's time for hip hop. I love Drake, Jay-Z, Kanye. If I'm chilling at home though, I'm listening to Massive Attack, Thievery Corporation, Radiohead, DJ Shadow. I also listen to a lot of classical.
‐‐ Alexis Knapp
If it's too fashiony, it's not interesting to me.
‐‐ Jean Paul Gaultier
If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play.
‐‐ Alice Cooper
If it's tough believing what you believe, then maybe it's time to move. But if you are someone who militantly enforces your opinion about anything, then you need to get out of town.
‐‐ John Schneider
If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.
‐‐ Doris Day
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
‐‐ George Carlin
If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
‐‐ Alice Miller
If it's well written and well directed and you've got good actors to work with, acting is easy. But making sure all the ducks are in a row is the hard part. It's very rare.
‐‐ John Lithgow
If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
‐‐ Van Morrison
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
‐‐ Mark Twain
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.
‐‐ Frederick Buechner
If it seems like you are playing around and not practicing, that's when you know you really love it.
‐‐ Jack Johnson
If it seems like you're doing work when you're acting, then you're doing something wrong.
‐‐ Parker Stevenson
If it sells, it sells. If it doesn't sell, I'll go make a movie.
‐‐ Ice T
If it squares with the Scripture, then let's go. If it's in conflict with the Scripture, then it's heresy.
‐‐ Randall Terry
If it stands the test of public scrutiny, do it... if it doesn't stand the test of public scrutiny then don't do it.
‐‐ Ratan Tata
If it takes me 10 years to be the musician I want to be, great.
‐‐ Demi Lovato
If it takes talking about unpleasant truths to change Washington, then so be it.
‐‐ Scott McClellan
If it takes you 20 or 25 years to establish yourself in one field, you really ought to be careful not to stray too far.
‐‐ Joshua Lederberg
If it takes you seven years to write each novel, you need a patron. And I would rather have my corporate self as my patron than any arts council or bestower of grants.
‐‐ Mohsin Hamid
If it took multiple debt ceiling hikes, I'd rather achieve the savings.
‐‐ Bob Corker
If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work.
‐‐ S. Truett Cathy
If it turns out to be a hit, well, good luck dealing with fame. And if it's not a hit and you can still survive and make music you believe in, well, then you're truly blessed. I think that's where we are now.
‐‐ Edie Brickell
If it was a great script and a great character, I would love to do a romantic comedy.
‐‐ Andy Serkis
If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie.
‐‐ Paul Begala
If it was all about me, I'd do a whole lot of pop records, make a whole lot of money, just rake in the dough. But it's never been all about me. It's all about being a voice for the voiceless. People who can't speak for themselves, who don't have a mic, don't have a say.
‐‐ Ice Cube
If it was Europe, I just picked a country that I hadn't been to, but I didn't try to check up on what was going on in the country or anything like that. I just went and had a good time and met a lot of very nice people who are still my friends.
‐‐ Lee Hazlewood