All Quotes

If it's a man's world, as they say, then men, your world is a poorly run carnage fest.
‐‐ Henry Rollins

If it's a modern-day story dealing with certain ethnic groups, I think I could open up certain scenes for improvisation, while staying within the structure of the script.
‐‐ Martin Scorsese

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
‐‐ Steven Wright

If it's a real bad score, then it can ruin a movie for me, or, at least, it will draw a lot of my attention to the score.
‐‐ Marco Beltrami

If it's a regular day, I won't wear any makeup, just leave my hair down and head out to the car.
‐‐ Donna Karan

If it's a role like this one, an actual live person, a legend, there's lots of material laid out.
‐‐ David Strathairn

If it's a romantic holiday, the only thing I need is my wife. We love quiet and calm places where we can't be disturbed. Neither of us likes being in busy places; we would much rather stay in our hotel room and enjoy each other's company.
‐‐ Jean Reno

If it's a slow race you have to be on your guard. You have to be patient, but I prefer that.
‐‐ Michael East

If it's a sunny day, I get this weird guilt if I'm not making the most of it, so I'll walk or go for a swim or get on my bike, or I'll go to the Heath, just have a reason to get out.
‐‐ James Norton

If it's a terrible script, it's a terrible bore.
‐‐ Julie London

If it's a very emotional scene, you're kind of relieved when you've done it, kind of spent. And there are times when you can be rattled, certain characters if they're hyper, that can carry over, the residue of that. But I try to leave it on the set.
‐‐ Robert De Niro

If it's a whole show of my own, I'll do more of what I think Del Shannon is. But for shows like Disneyland, I'll just do mainly hits. That's what they want to hear. I don't want to bore people. If I wanted that much to play nothing but 12 new songs, then I should go do it in a bar somewhere for peanuts.
‐‐ Del Shannon

If it's a woman, it's caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative.
‐‐ Barbara Walters

If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you read it quite quickly, your heart going pitty-pat, pitty-pat. But when you finish, that's it. You're not going to think about it much afterward, apart from the odd nightmare. You're not going to read that book again.
‐‐ Margaret Atwood

If it's an amazing role, I'll do anything.
‐‐ Vin Diesel

If it's an excellent script, I enjoy it tremendously, the acting part of it.
‐‐ Julie London

If it's anything I can't stand, it's yes-men. When I say no, I want you to say no, too.
‐‐ Jack Warner

If it's boring, then it's tiring.
‐‐ Jackie Cooper

If it's coming near the end of a chapter and I'm really getting into it, I tend to get up earlier and earlier, just because I'm excited to get to work.
‐‐ Robert Caro

If it's conservative to say we need to help the middle class, then I'm a conservative.
‐‐ Scott Garrett

If it's cross-country ski season, I'll be out doing that, or snowshoeing up in Quebec. In my California home, I go to the local Y and I like doing yoga. It's been hugely beneficial to me in injury avoidance.
‐‐ Neil Peart

If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
‐‐ Howard E. Koch

If it's done really well, you don't want big portions because you think, 'That was so fulfilling. I'm not stuffed. I feel great.'
‐‐ Marcus Samuelsson

If it's enough money, I'll play the North Pole.
‐‐ Teddy Wilson

If it's far away, it's news, but if it's close at home, it's sociology.
‐‐ James Reston

If it's fast, no I don't have enough piano technique. In that case, it's probably been done on some kind of synthesizer or sequencer. Then the score can then be printed out and so forth.
‐‐ Bill Bruford

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.
‐‐ Snoop Dogg

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
‐‐ Jack Adams

If it's going to be wrecked, I want to make sure I wreck it.
‐‐ Kevin Costner

If it's going to come out eventually, better have it come out immediately.
‐‐ Henry A. Kissinger

If it's good art, it's good.
‐‐ Kenneth Branagh

If it's got the feeling, if the music moves you or not, it doesn't matter what the genre is to me.
‐‐ Casey James

If it's great stuff, the people who consume it are nourished. It's a positive force.
‐‐ Manuel Puig

If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget.
‐‐ Arnold Schwarzenegger

If it's hemorrhaging cash, you've got to do something about it. You can't live with your head in the sand.
‐‐ Jim Ratcliffe

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
‐‐ Kurt Cobain

If it's in people's interest to invest in renewables and invest in clean technologies, I'm convinced it will happen.
‐‐ Sally Jewell

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
‐‐ Calvin Trillin

If it's independent, it's because I love it... 'cause they usually end up costing me money to do.
‐‐ Kelly Lynch

If it's just brushstrokes wrestling around, it isn't much of a picture book, is it? There still has to be a picture. And maybe it needs to be a picture of a dog named Daisy or a little girl riding a bike. So I have to be careful before I get too carried away in the manner itself.
‐‐ Chris Raschka

If it's just screaming - and I know this sounds so ridiculous - that gets old. But sometimes when there's literal chaos, it's like being in a war zone, and that's kind of exciting. You're just running through the crowd of people chasing after you and no one knows what's going on.
‐‐ Robert Pattinson

If it's lawful to have a rifle club to kill pheasants, it should be just as lawful to have one to kill wolves or dogs that are being sicked on little black babies. In fact, it's constitutional. Article Number Two of the constitution guarantees the right of every citizen to own a rifle or a shot gun.
‐‐ Malcolm X

If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall.
‐‐ Mark E. Smith

If it's music, I love it.
‐‐ Randy Jackson

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
‐‐ Joan Baez

If it's necessary to join a caucus and get a committee assignment, I'll do it.
‐‐ Angus King

If it's never our fault, we can't take responsibility for it. If we can't take responsibility for it, we'll always be its victim.
‐‐ Richard Bach

If it's nice out, I swim pretty much every day for about half an hour. I have a great pool; it's very private and not too many people use it.
‐‐ Yunjin Kim

If it's not 100 per cent pure maple syrup, it can't be called 'pure maple syrup.'
‐‐ Nancy Greene